ayo son look at that profile that nigga has tupac on his profile like he think he gangsta livin in the hamptons, only reason that girl is in pic with him is cuz he has money hate hate hate hate he dont know how hard it is livin in the real hood in orlando florida :that was a myspace hate.............bitches
by haterclub inc May 3, 2006
Get the myspace hate mug.A "place for friends", a social networking site. On the positive site it enables you to chat with like-minded people that you might not meet in everyday life and it also enables you to track down old schoolmates like a stalker! On the negative side the site can get pretty mediocre, with the average profile being of an oh-so-edgy emo chick/dude (it's hard to tell!), and the fact that Tom is a bit creepy plus never helps when hackers send you trojans via your profile! And how come these people live such so-called glamorous lifestyles when they're sat in front of their computers all day! Fantasy world me-thinks.
Hi I'm BrokenValentinexox, I'm 99 years old, welcome to my myspace, comment me or FUCK OFF! My parents are both lawyers but we're tooootally poor. I wish they would leave me and my trisexual lover alone. See, I'm easy to get along with! I HATE shallow people who only go for looks.
Only add me if you're good-looking ok! TEH SEX!
Only add me if you're good-looking ok! TEH SEX!
by Kralyaxxx September 6, 2008
Get the myspace mug.Related Words
Somebody who sends endless amounts of time trolling myspace usually in pursuit of Finding your friends and reading you blogs and your comments and looking at your pics...
Marko goes on jimmys page to see who's his friends are so he can add them to his friends list...Myspace Troll
by j_soul September 25, 2007
Get the myspace troll mug.The IDEAL place for pedophiles to find vulnerable teenage girls... or boys :\ Its almost a drug in relation that it's addictive, its introduced, its "coo", and Its a gateway to other sites such as: facebook, faceparty, xanga, livejournal...etc.
Its the probably the most judgemental website in the WORLD and causes teenagers to spend all their time on it instead of doing something productive for the world or their future.
Its just a way for Tom to earn money and become famous. fuck you tom... fuck you..
Its the probably the most judgemental website in the WORLD and causes teenagers to spend all their time on it instead of doing something productive for the world or their future.
Its just a way for Tom to earn money and become famous. fuck you tom... fuck you..
Cassey: There was the HOTTEST GUY on myspace!
a week later....
Sally: hey Cassey, you want to hang out?
Cassey: I can't i have to stay on myspace to see if hot guy responds to my comment!
a week later....
Sally: hey Cassey, you want to hang out?
Cassey: I can't i have to stay on myspace to see if hot guy responds to my comment!
by cheese and poo August 24, 2006
Get the myspace mug.1. A place to meet people with similar interests.
2. A place to show off how clever you are with witty little blurbs in profiles edited by Thomas Myspace editor.
3. Black tar internet heroin
2. A place to show off how clever you are with witty little blurbs in profiles edited by Thomas Myspace editor.
3. Black tar internet heroin
by MelDan April 16, 2006
Get the myspace mug.Get the myspace mug.A MYSPACE WHORE:
noun.
Usually a young girl of about 13-19 on MySpace, although males are known to be myspace whores too, ranging in the area of about 14-18, ex. Daniel Hilton. Usually has over 1K friends, and lets you know it often, even though is always complaining about being lonely and posting bulletins to the affect of "talk to me or i'll delete my profile" (does this often, too.) Takes many photos of themselves scarcely clad or in some odd gangster pose though, usually, would get shot if they did that out side of myspace. Ususally "scene", "emo", "hXc" or "sXe". Posts picture captions to the affect of "Ewwww, im so ugly" or "OMFG, arent i so fucking hot??!!!". Wears lots of eyeliner. Generic bands, likes, dislikes, has no real personality. IS GROSS.
WARNING: maybe a paid member, or whores for advertising.
noun.
Usually a young girl of about 13-19 on MySpace, although males are known to be myspace whores too, ranging in the area of about 14-18, ex. Daniel Hilton. Usually has over 1K friends, and lets you know it often, even though is always complaining about being lonely and posting bulletins to the affect of "talk to me or i'll delete my profile" (does this often, too.) Takes many photos of themselves scarcely clad or in some odd gangster pose though, usually, would get shot if they did that out side of myspace. Ususally "scene", "emo", "hXc" or "sXe". Posts picture captions to the affect of "Ewwww, im so ugly" or "OMFG, arent i so fucking hot??!!!". Wears lots of eyeliner. Generic bands, likes, dislikes, has no real personality. IS GROSS.
WARNING: maybe a paid member, or whores for advertising.
Contest sites (usually run by teenaged girls)
Daniel Hilton
Candii
etc.
"Goddammit. She's naked in the picture. She is such a myspace whore."
"He has W4Wed (whore for whore) them 5 times. He's a myspace whore."
"Those pictures all look the same. And they've been spammed for 7 pages! WHAT A MYSPAE WHORE!"
"She has over 3000 friends, and doesnt know any of them personally. She's just a fucking mypace whore."
Daniel Hilton
Candii
etc.
"Goddammit. She's naked in the picture. She is such a myspace whore."
"He has W4Wed (whore for whore) them 5 times. He's a myspace whore."
"Those pictures all look the same. And they've been spammed for 7 pages! WHAT A MYSPAE WHORE!"
"She has over 3000 friends, and doesnt know any of them personally. She's just a fucking mypace whore."
by catedawg April 6, 2007
Get the myspace whore mug.