Mr. Barber

The assistant-principal who works hard to keep hats/hoods off heads in the halls of Twin Valley.

"Where did your hat go, Kevin?"
"Oh, Mr. Barber, took it."

by Bruh413 November 4, 2019

Mr. Fulton

The oldest human on Earth. Pet mammoth died in 1203.

Mr. Fulton is over 9,000,000,000 years old.

by omg srsly November 12, 2020

Mr. Pace

the band director guy from jms, idk he seems pretty chill

person 1: hey what class do you have next
person 2: Mr. Pace

OR

mr. pace still owes me like 5 airheads from last year smh

by satanic socks November 18, 2020

Mr. Halpern

The chorus teacher at New Paltz Middle School, Mr. Halpern appears to be 14 but according to our very reliable sources is actually 28. Tall, awkward and very nerdy, Mr. Halpern uses finger-guns more than the average twelve-year-old. His first name is William, but all students should know not to call him that to his face.

"Who's that really tall eight grader?" "Oh, that's just Mr. Halpern."

by i_am_the_dolphin October 22, 2020

Mr. Twopunch

A YouTuber that might be Canadian and gets call Fea4less for some reason his real name is Pablo Picasso and likes doing giveaways on youtube

Hey Juan did you sub to mr. TwoPunch on onlyfans or on twitch

by InevitableGames January 20, 2021

Mr Kipling

A brand of cakes, pies and baked goods made in Carlton, South Yorkshire and marketed in the United Kingdom, Ireland and Australia.

K1 N15 Bando - Straight to the cake like Mr Kipling

by L3gion Legacy February 4, 2021

Mr Cum

Mr Cum is the infamous man who will eat all of your cummies. And when he does this, he will lick his lips while moaning from the intense pleasure he will be getting from your spunkywunkies. Your jizzywizzy will fuel his power. Once he has obtained your cum, he will be unstoppable. Run. Run from Mr Cum.

Steve: "Oh boy, I sure do love having my cum in a jar. I sure hope that Mr Cum doesn't eat it."
Mr Cum: *Eats Steve's cum*
Steve: "Oh no, now we are all doomed!"

by Sussy Bazinga October 29, 2022