mickey mouse

the most successful pedophile in existence.
pretens to be cute while being disseases to childeren.

have you seen little john
no i heard he wen't to mickey mouse

by why are the all taken1589 November 6, 2019

mouse arrest

Mouse arrest begins when your cordless mouse batteries die and ends when you get off your fat ass and get more batteries.

I was about to frag that n00b from behind all sneak-attack style but then I entered mouse arrest.

by Phil September 6, 2007

Modest Mouse

One of the most over hyped bands consisting of whiny edge lords whose nuts are hugged by hipsters.

Wow, Modest Mouse is so cool. I love how cool they are, they’re so cool that they’re not cool, which is also cool and ironic.

Man, I love being a hipster.

by Big hate October 31, 2021

Beta Mouse

Beta Mouse - A man or a woman, grossly inexperienced in any particular situation, very naive and often dumbfounded. Typically very small in stature, and undeniably timid.

Man 1: Did you see Michael sticking that used rectal thermometer in this mouth?
Man 2: Michael's such a beta mouse, hope he liked the taste of shit.

Woman 1: Did you hear that when Stacy had her first period, she called 9-1-1?

Woman 2: Poor Stacy, she's a beta mouse.

by MuggerFugger November 1, 2014

House mouse

A house mouse is the one person in your household that everyone has a problem with. This person will not care about the problems and will continue doing them for gratification of being the house mouse. The house mouse does not get in trouble for the house mouse shenanigans.

Brother: why does she get to do that!
Mom: she’s not doing anything wrong!
House mouse: I love being the house mouse!

by TheSmartOne.. Maybe April 18, 2022

modest moused

when a fourteen year old douchebag that only talks about weed and modest mouse splooges in his under garmets when he meets the band of his dreams (modest mouse)

Dude Dalton justed Modest Moused in his pants!

by Lester themelester February 8, 2010

Mickey Mouse Stream

A name given to Quackity's twitch streams by Georgenotfound, because Quackity did one mickey mouse impression.

George: Quackity end your Mickey Mouse Stream.
Quackity: WHAT IS A MICKEY MOUSE STREAM?

by PiedPupper April 14, 2021