Motherfucker

My dad.

Dad, why are you such a motherfucker?

by 😟emoji October 13, 2022

Die, motherfucker!

An increasingly popular mass refrain in the United States, directed at the Insurrectionist in Chief, due to his unstoppable deranged determination to destroy democracy and deprive US citizens of everything they know and love about being an American.

Although it’s sad and horrible to have such a socially and spiritually unacceptable thought, many American patriots, simple humanists, and scholars cannot help but utter the words, or at least think, “Die, motherfucker!” when they consider the depth of depravity that exists in this singularly pathetic and deeply destructive human being.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 28, 2023

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by slippygf111 July 23, 2024

Motherfucker

The n word of people of all races.

Adam: I’ve been tryna call you all day motherfucker where you at?

Chris: I’m on 7 mile bruh.

by a55nt1ddi3sf0lyf August 16, 2021

Knock, Knock Motherfucker

When you are urinating when suddenly you need to violently shit. Then, you stop pissing and turn around, firmly pressing your puckered ass onto the seat and unloading an ungodly amount of assham into that poor, poor toilet.

Larry: "Damn, I thought you were taking a leak!"

Jim: "Yeah, sorry. I had a Knock, Knock Motherfucker moment."

Larry: "A what now?"

by The mystery shitter April 27, 2022

Motherfucked The Boss

This is when you hate your life because you hate your job. Typically this is a result of hating your boss and you often find that you rant and rave about how he should be dead or in jail. So what do you do? You secretly invite his mother to the office on Mother’s Day and sneak into his office and have the dirtiest sex imaginable. Fingers in the ass...everything. But then the job isn’t done. Once you send her on her way you shit in his pencil drawer at his desk. Big steamer.

Time to wrap up. Quietly tiptoe out of there and punch that time clock. You’ve accomplished all you’re getting done today.

“Hi, Deanna?” It’s Jim from the front desk. Listen your son can’t talk right now, he’s in a meeting. But Happy Mothers Day! Why don’t you come to the office.”

...then you proceed to step on her face while you bend her over the desk...

“That was amazing, why don’t you go clean up. I’ll be right there.”

Steer clear of the office for a little while boys. I just did us all a solid and Motherfucked The Boss . You mind punching me out? I need a cigarette.

by Larry and Rex and Benny February 4, 2020

Shoot This Motherfucker

Common reply to when does something horribly fucked up, cringe, or just down bad.

Example 1:

(Degenerate)Person 1: Oh my god bro we just kicked this kitten on the street it was so funny

Person 2: Shoot This Motherfucker

Example 2:

(Degenerate)Person 1 : Haii guys!!! UWU!
Person 2: The fuck is wrong with you? Shoot this motherfucker.

by RandomDudeOnTheInternetBecause June 12, 2023