Mormon harem

Mormons worship sea lions as gods, so trying to make themselves closer to god's image, a male Mormon will marry about 30 people at the same time.

The Mormon harem didn't have any guys or midgets in it, you would think that to a guy that tried to fuck as many people as Wilt Chamberlain, marrying just females would get old after about the 27th or 28th wife, but not for him.

by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021

mormon juice

Mormon slang term for water - considering the poor fucks aren't allowed to drink anything else.

"How's it going brother? Wanna nice glass of mormon juice while we play a fun family friendly game of sharades?

by Uncle Mongo December 9, 2021

Mormon Code

If someone is having gay thoughts they need to turn them off like a light switch.

I started having thoughts of Jared. Luckily I followed the Mormon Code! homo bad

by Queen of the anal June 9, 2016

Anti Mormon Defense Wall

The Rocky Mountains, on the Coloradan side.

"Thank fuck for the anti Mormon defense wall, some of them get through occasionally, but we're still allowed to buy more than just 3.2 beer."

by Craig Chompson December 28, 2019

Gay mormon

Common mispronunciation of "Game warden" usually what you will hear an Asian fisherman yell to his fishing buddies when the Game warden shows up.

Hey this is the Game warden! Show us your fishing licenses

Gay mormon? Oh shit better dump this 5 gallon bucket of full of trout !

by Anton H November 13, 2025

Mormon limousine

A large van with 8+ seats. Large vans used to accommodate large Mormon families or other large families. Often seen at tourist destinations.

The entire parking lot at Yellowstone was full of Mormon limousines!

by 2kul4skool October 28, 2025

sniper-mormon

Verb. To sniper-mormon someone
A means of forcing the Mormon religion onto a resistant other through historical documentation.

Grandchild 1: "Wait, so was Grandma basically saying that she sniper-mormoned Grandpa?"
Grandchild 2: "I think so... Is that even legal?"
Grandchild 1: "Oh my God...You don't think sh-
Do you think if we go before she does she'll try to sniper-mormon us too?"

by kevmosis September 8, 2009