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Spence da mence

A very talented dj and really popular "cool guy" who fell from grace after diddling a couple kids. Died in prison after a particularly violent gang raping
You what up fam it's DJ Spence da Mence! I'm on air today to clear up a nasty rumor about me that I diddled some kids. I don't diddle kids! It's no good diddling kids. Go Sabres!!! Hey duuuuuuuude!!!!
by Agayguy March 1, 2024
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Paul Benjamin Mendelsohn: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Paul Benjamin Mendelsohn: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Gold Bar Menedez

1. A walking cartoon of corruption; someone so shady they skip offshore accounts and just hoard literal gold bars like a broke Scrooge McDuck.
2. When you’re so bad at hiding your crimes you might as well leave a treasure map at the front door.
3. Synonym for “caught in 4K,” but with extra metallic shame.
Gold Bar Menedez
“Dude got raided and they found gold bricks in his closet. Straight up Gold Bar Menendez behavior.”

“Only Gold Bar Menendez would think hiding cash and gold in his jacket was a genius plan.”

“Bro was out here living like a GTA side mission, hiding gold bars in his microwave and thinking nobody would notice — full-on Gold Bar Menendez behavior, next level delusion.”
by InflationCalculator April 25, 2025
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Mr. Meeseeks

A blue alien that can do almost anything you ask it to. Disappears after it has fulfilled it's purpose.
"I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!"
by MDawg1491 July 3, 2023
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Mr. Meeseeks

1: I have too many things to do.
2: Try summoning a Mr. Meeseeks
by LactosefreeBread September 3, 2023
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least said, soonest mended

a difficult situation will be resolved more quickly if there is no more discussion of it.
"It's best to follow the advice of 'least said, soonest mended' and not rehash the same disagreements we've been over multiple times. Let's focus on finding a constructive solution rather than dwelling on past mistakes."
by Arminkshipper June 24, 2025
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