Mortar

A fucking no skill card used by fucking pansies attempting to climb out of their mothers’ basement in an attempt to do anything with their useless fucking lives and existence

“You really use mortar? Are you sure you’ve had sex before?”

by yunyunkunkun June 16, 2021

mort cunt

Mort Cunt

Hey Phil.. don't be a mort cunt....

Look at that mort cunt with no shoe's on....
Too many mort cunts in this town

Ya gronky mort cunt, clean up ya life!

by Crabby Cakes July 1, 2021

mort

-likes king juliens feet
-is hot
-yeah

“MORT STOP TOUCHING MY FEET😡😡😕🤨”
-king julien

by mouthbreater July 5, 2021

Morted

The Act of Cumming inside Someone dressed as King julian while doing an "oh king julian" mort impression

He Morted at the sound of her saying, "Move it Move it"

by Biggie Cheese Suckin on Deez July 23, 2021

Mortesermo

When a bunch of people are talking and then they randomly all stop at the same time for an unknown reason.

Just when the room was getting at its loudest, mortesermo occurred.

by Efs September 27, 2021

Mort

A bowl of finger nail clippings

Mort get out of da way

by I know allll October 5, 2021

Mort

An omelette/shark drowned in mustard/foot fettish/squirell rat/icon/lemur

Man i cant wait to boil my mort tonight

Damn mort should be a stripper

by VeryMuchCorrectHuman October 8, 2021