John Maxing

Rotting all day inside while you are at college.

Bro stop John maxing there’s gonna be so many girls at bar, come with us

by John Klerr December 5, 2024

Zeman maxing

When you are very strong in the gym and use this an excuse for your high body fat %

Stop Zeman maxing I don’t care if you bench 365 you are 47% body fat

by John Klerr December 5, 2024

JOEP2 Maxing

Only drinking red wine and eating steak

Bro you only have eaten steak and drank red wine, you must be JOEP2 maxing

by John Klerr December 5, 2024

Fist Maxing

The act of fisting a partner while being fisted. Can be done with any amount of people as long as no fist is left unassed and no ass is left unfisted.

"How was the swingers party last night Jeremy?" "It was great. Me and few pals partook in the art of fist maxing."

by JackelJr December 7, 2024

Mirror Maxing

The action when you nonverbally scream at yourself in the mirror to hype yourself up.

Tom was mirror maxing before his big party

by Wank Hilliams December 30, 2024

Coop-Maxing

Being 6’5 or over and jerk your dick 2 times a day with a massage gun and only nut in women’s assholes after they start bleeding on your dick

Yo bro stop coop-Maxing to my mom. Atleast stroke it with your hand.

by anonymous January 4, 2025

flesh maxing

The art of stretching one's own foreskin out enough to be used as a blanket

Jon was flesh maxing all summer so he would be ready for the winter!

by anonymous January 26, 2025