Mandela

The most prestigious type of self gratification, a "mandela" is the act of masturbation while incarcerated. Due to the isolation and semi private room, the Mandela is a must for prison stays of any length. Named so aptly after Nelson Mandela who through years of jail time probably beat off over a speculated 100,000 times.

"Dude what did you do while you were in the drunk tank for 3 hours last night?"

"I just pulled a Mandela and passed out."

by Jake Tyler Brigance February 18, 2008

Mandem

It is a British slang for a group or gang of boys especially a big or shady looking group.

Yo look at that massive mandem

by Miz-San October 8, 2018

maidens water

the menstral juice from a vagina.
or, a band from woodstock ontario.

I had sex with my girlfreind while she was bleeding and now I have maidens water all over my cock and balls.
Andrew from the band Maidens water, also loves to drink the stuff.

by Rhoxcztar May 5, 2007

mandem sugar

best friends.
Buddies.
Chums.

"They are my mandem sugars!"

"How's it going my mandem sugar?"

by JameSLICE March 24, 2008

Silverback Maiden

A woman who has a man do her from behind, and then cum on her back

I made that Jenny girl my Silverback Maiden, I splooged all on her back

by Anait April 26, 2006

Mandela Nut

When you can't find the porn that you jacked off to a couple of days ago. Did that video ever exist or did you just cum so hard you nutted into another dimension?

"Bro, I can't find that video of Riley Reid anywhere on the internet. What happened?"

"Who's Riley Reid?"

"Oh no...did I just Mandela Nut?"

"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we're in the right dimension."

by thiscouldalsobematthewcastro November 14, 2018

Mandan

The best fucking place ever. This place is directly west of Bismarck, which sucks donkey balls. Mandan is home to some of the most badass and sexy people ever. Such people include people by the name of James, who is writing this because he's pretty happy with where he lives because this place damn sexy. Yeah, a town is sexy. This town is so sexy, the term "Man" came from this town. Anyone who is manly at all came from this badass motherfucking place.

Person 1: Oh shit, look at that badass motherfucker!

Person 2: Damn that guy is manly as fuck!
Person 3: That dude must be from Mandan!
Mandanian: Hell yeah, bitches.

by manliestmanalive April 25, 2012