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rage against the machine 

A Karl Marx-inspired band formed in the early 90's, broke apart sometime in the year 2000. One of the most succesful political modern rock bands, and progenitors of the 'rap-rock' movement. Some of their music videos were directed by controversial filmmaker Michael Moore. Credibility is sometimes challenged, however. Tom Morello, guitarist of the band, claims to be a Marxist advocate but owns a number of expensive Cadillac automobiles at his LA home.
Self-titled, Evil Empire, Battle of Los Angeles
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claw machine 

A machine that takes your quarters (ok, dollars) and offers you a shot at picking up anything from a stuffed animal to a smartphone.
Setting: Dave and Busters at the claw machines:
Guy 1:"Closer....Closer....A little to the left.... A bit back.... Perfect! Hit the button!
Guy 2: Hits Button.
Claw Lowers.
Claw Lowers.
Claw Lowers
Claw revolves slightly.
Claw grabs end of doll.
Claw drops doll.
Claw returns empty to the prize chute and makes a big show of open and closing.
Guy 1 and 2: "Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck......
claw machine by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

sass machine 

A device or person that generates sass.
Man: Don't be sassin me woman
Woman: boy, I do what I want, don't you be tellin me not to sass you, where was you at last night, you was with dat ho wasn't you...
Man: I can't believe I married a fucking sass machine
sass machine by Nettled February 2, 2004

Rusty Washing Machine 

A sex move used within anal sex, in which the person give the anal sex spins his penis around inside the receiver of the anal. And then pulls out to find his penis has fecal matter on it.
Dude, I used the Rusty Washing Machine on this chick last night and it was gross!

sardine machine 

sardine machine:

The london underground because you get crushed in a small place like sardines do in a can
innit mate went on the old sardine machine today!
sardine machine by Andi tamplin February 18, 2005

Ghost Machine 

A car traveling with all external lights off at night, as to remain unnoticeable to standers by, regularly in an unpopulated and suburban area. Almost always filled with hooligans and traveling at excessive speeds. Phrase often used by the driver and cheering on passengers.
Driver / Passenger: 'WOOOHOOOO GHOST MACHINE!! GHOST MACHINE!
Stander by: 'What was that?'
Ghost Machine by Chris J Dixon December 28, 2006

Cash Machine 

Another way of saying Ass To Mouth, or ATM for short (ATM of course meaning Automated Teller Machine, another way of saying Cash Machine)
She went and did a Cash Machine on me, dirty bitch!
Cash Machine by DJam21 February 21, 2010