Mr. Gonzalez

A really hot math teacher who should've been a model but instead pursued a career as a high school teacher. His looks are so glorious it will blow you away and send you to heaven, not to mention, the fragrance he wears is absolutely majestic you could smell it from a mile away.

Person 1: Omg Mr. Gonzalez is so hot.
Person 2: I know right, I'd let him divide my legs.

by calculator4ever December 3, 2022

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Mr. Welsh

Mr. Welsh is a small cock fat bastard. He is shaped like a child's baseball bat and looks like a lumberjack. Mr. Welsh smells like the pines. He would be the guy to piss instead of cum during sex. He also likes the occasional shit dick from his boyfriend.

"Who is that fat ass sitting over there?"
"Oh that's Mr. Welsh."

by taygen is gay October 29, 2019

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Mr. Barber

The assistant-principal who works hard to keep hats/hoods off heads in the halls of Twin Valley.

"Where did your hat go, Kevin?"
"Oh, Mr. Barber, took it."

by Bruh413 November 4, 2019

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Mr. Fulton

The oldest human on Earth. Pet mammoth died in 1203.

Mr. Fulton is over 9,000,000,000 years old.

by omg srsly November 12, 2020

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Mr. Pace

the band director guy from jms, idk he seems pretty chill

person 1: hey what class do you have next
person 2: Mr. Pace

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mr. pace still owes me like 5 airheads from last year smh

by satanic socks November 18, 2020

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Mr. Halpern

The chorus teacher at New Paltz Middle School, Mr. Halpern appears to be 14 but according to our very reliable sources is actually 28. Tall, awkward and very nerdy, Mr. Halpern uses finger-guns more than the average twelve-year-old. His first name is William, but all students should know not to call him that to his face.

"Who's that really tall eight grader?" "Oh, that's just Mr. Halpern."

by i_am_the_dolphin October 22, 2020

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