Lobster slime

Female wetness of the vagina

I put my hand on her vagina and she was soaking in lobster slime

by Hookey69 February 06, 2020

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Iraq lobster

Rock Lobster but Iraq

"You rock lobster!
Iraq Lobster!"

by Hedroix January 22, 2025

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Buying Lobster With Food Stamps

A phrase used to describe someone who's being a colossal dumbfuck. Mostly just used as a degrading insult. Is much more effective against black people.

References retards who go to the grocery store to buy lobster with food stamps, thinking they're bougie as fuck.

Bro, how the fuck are you dying so much in this game, you can't be buying lobster with food stamps.

by Tom Cruise Dawg December 27, 2023

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Choking the lobster

A sex term in which one "chokes the chicken", but in order to fertilize a female lobster.

Phil: I found out the fast way that "Larry" was really a "Louise", the egg sack scared me at first...I was like wtf is that!

Jerry: Then you figured "If you wanna do something right, you've got to do it yourself" and unzipped your pants.

Seth: Choking the lobster eh? I see ya.

by crackerdoctor June 19, 2011

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lobstered

To have a commercially sourced lobster comedically placed in ones privately owned pool. The practice of lobstering originated in the late 1900s before lobsters were seen as delicacy.

I fucking hate John. Don’t worry I lobstered his house for you yesterday.

by KyHavers June 26, 2023

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