Loaf

Big fat booth bitch you love

Yo that’s my fucking loaf right there!
Yo what up loaf

by yeahyeahyeahyeahyaehyaehyaeh January 7, 2022

I LOAF YOU SOMAJ

A phrase about being a fan of a boy named Somaj

I LOAF YOU SOMAJ SIDDIDI1

by thecharacterwannie June 24, 2022

Loaf

Loaf is one of the greatest individuals you will come across on the planet. Despite common misunderstandings, Loaf is a smart, calculating, gorgeous, breath taking, funny, brilliant, loyal individual. You can count on them to stand by your side through thick or thin(Unless you call them 'bread' in which case write out your own eulogy right now). They may come off as annoying or attention seeking but in reality they're just trying to keep you distracted from the rough reality and keep you happy. Truly, a one of a kind friend and companion, they're the type of person you wouldn't want to lose. They're a 10/10 and goddamn, give them a hug cause they need it.

Loaf is the greatest human being on Earth. They're so handsome. I wish I were loaf.

by Amphibaena November 23, 2021

incompetent loaf

to be an incompetent loaf means to have a serious lack of intelligence or smarts in any sense of the word whilst sitting limply and letting anyone slice, dice, or dip your lack of skills into their bowl of repeated insults...per their own pleasure and satisfaction

I'm am sick of my boss thinking I am an incompetent loaf who can do nothing but simplistic data entry!

by torosgirl February 19, 2009

Iced loaf

You know when u get a nice loaf iced 😉

Yeo she’s got a mega iced loaf

by Zupa tuscana April 22, 2021

bone loaf

when you bone a loaf

"Yo I had bone loaf last night"
"Thats sick cuh"

by Stinkletin November 15, 2022

Loaf

Someone who does stuff just to make girls laugh or just to look cool in front of girls

Caleb is such a loaf he kept making fun of Carson in front of the table of freshman girls.

by NotLoafin August 25, 2022