loaf

the retarded, kylé chenner version of oof

that’s a fat loaf

by lackell December 9, 2018

Loaf

Laugh Out A Fart

haha you totally made me loaf!

by im a real roese December 28, 2016

Loaf

An idiot who doesn't understand things very well

Harris: Look at that idiot!
Joseph: What a loaf!

by corvette120123 December 11, 2021

Loaf

Loaf - An affectionate term for a sexy female.

There are many types of loaf’s tho, just like the bread. Some premium, some mouldy.

Yo Jack, you wanna see this loaf I pulled last night! Whoooo she’s a kingsmill 50/50 loaf innit!

by RicMaroo October 3, 2022

Loaf

To punch somebody.

Quit munching on my back end before i loaf ya in the gut.

by houdinigotloafed January 9, 2018

Loaf

1. (n) Buttsex
2. (v) To have buttsex with/rape anally
3. (v) To completely dominate/pwn

1. We had a good loaf last night on the kitchen counter.
2. Fuck dude. Troy just loafed me in a creepy white van.
3. I spent all night loafing noobs on COD.

by FuckYeahMontana July 5, 2010

Loaf

A human being with immense emotional control and looks to match. They will be your savior in life and in bed too.
They possess skills unknown to even the closest of friends, and although they may seem mentally stable, they often hide the most emotions.

If you meet a said "loaf", never meet them go.

That man is such a loaf! I'm in love with him.

I wish I had a loaf in my life

by LiliiBilii November 24, 2021