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lag

when your entire net freezes and and the screen freezes
I fucking die to lag every time I play this damn game, I'm about to uninstall.
by the come goblin December 5, 2021
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that's how the jets lag

My DB train just got cancelled.

That's how the jets lag
by poka_face July 13, 2025
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Nigerian lag

Nigerian lag is when you're playing an online game such as Call of Duty, Fifa or Battlefield, and extreme lag occurs. Involves lag spikes, skipping, bullets not registering and a ping of 400ms+.
Player: oh for fuck sake, the nigerian lag is starting to kick in bro.
by CoDSlayer June 19, 2016
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Lag

the one thing that coexist in all online games for a majority of players. There is no defense and you cannot kill it. If there is enough of it you will either render yourself defenceless and get you killed or you will disconnect and be forced to come. This can be fixed by getting a faster Internet for it is mainly caused by Internet not being fast enough.
Friend: Lets play cod together
You: Sure
-Plays cod and dies-

You: FUCKING LAG!
-throws modem out of the window-
by rabbidninja June 9, 2011
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Lag PTSD

Abstract: When you’ve been playing with bad specs all your life, causing you to feel like you’re framing and lagging even when you got a good PC.

Lag PTSD is the mental state of feeling like your PC is performing bad, when it is performing perfectly fine. As the name suggests, this condition is caused when a person has played or watched media all their life with a bad PC. This causes them to frame and lag frequently, and them having a less than average time gaming. Then, after they got used to their PC’s bad performance, when they get an actually good PC they continue to feel like they’re lagging and framing, even if the PC is tearing through the game at QHD 144+ FPS.

One of the more versatile solution to countering this is to have the game’s performance tab open. Seeing the frame counter at a stable and desired number can quell any feelings of lag and framing. Additionally, if this condition takes the variant of only occurring in retrospect, remind yourself that you can likely play Cyberpunk at 60 FPS+.

Lag PTSD can be caused by having less than 60 FPS on even the lightest of games at minimum graphics settings.
“I recently got a PC with a 9800X3D and a 5070 TI. I still feel like I’m lagging though. I lowkey might have lag PTSD.”
by asdffrfrnocap October 1, 2025
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A Lag

Defined as a large group of Bibites, the titular organism from the evolution simulator game, The Bibites.
"I found some bibites together in a lag"
by AnnoyedSonic June 1, 2023
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Gut lag

When you travel to a very different time zone and your other bodily functions havent caught up to your new sleep-wake routine.
Resident of destination: You all settled in?
Traveler: My jet lag is better but I still cant use the restroom
Resident: Don't worry, your colon will catch up soon. You just have gut lag.
by Mister Crapaud October 6, 2022
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