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Kevin

The male, private pilot version of a "Karen". He has only flown Cessna 172s, flying gynormous traffic patterns, never exceeding 45 degrees of bank and backtracking painfully slowly on busy summer days. Even so, he considers himself an expert on all flying subjects and is quick to correct any apparent infringement of the FARs, especially on FB Groups like Taildragger Pilots United.
That guy is such a Kevin! He said he's going to call the FAA because he saw a Kitfox waterskiing!
by Flayling October 19, 2020
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A person that does not like any people. He usually kills u by cutting off ur head with a knife! He usually lives under a bridge.
Oh no! There is Kevin what do I do now!
by This is correct now die April 6, 2017
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A type of nigga to suck biggass cock for money, he like to talk about gay shit
He not gay, but you question it. He plays soccer, and makes fun of people and is mean.
Kevin oh look
by Lolduckmycuck March 11, 2019
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A really annoying pervert that can get his hands on ANY white girl he sees. A Kevin will go out of their way to display how cool and funny they think they are.
Hey it’s that’s annoying asshole, Kevin.
by coolguy_69 September 23, 2018
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Little and tiny asshole who have a small and almost non-visible dick
That dumbass is almost as stupid as Kevin
by HugeDick 07 September 5, 2019
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A flaming homosexual and the bitchiest man alive. All people named Kevin are generally douchebags. Kevins have an inordinate amount of butt sex. Their asses are well lubed machines literally. Kevins like to hump random people in the parking lots of grocery stores.
Watch yo ass, Kevin is comin'!

We need beverages cuz I don't like water.
by captainjord3 December 9, 2010
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HE IS A DOUCHE BAG WHO LIKES TO MAKE FUN OF YOU ON URBAN DICTIONARY. HIS PULL OUT GAME IS WEAK AS HELL AND HE HAS SEX WITH TREES FOR LIVING. HE ALSO IS A THOT WITH A STD
KEVIN LIKES TO HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN WITH A STD
by The nicest person ever April 6, 2017
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