Jonathan

Some emotional mexican kid, can be very chill at times, used to have a lot of friends all of life until he reached high school. Is always hiding everything and only uses the excuse,"I'm just being woke rn." while hiding the truth to everyone else. Usually is insecure about his relationship status. He has no control over his life and lets his emotions get the better of him. Doesn't like to discuss even with his close friends, just people who he's remotely known for a year.

Guy 1: Look at that guy, he's acting like a Jonathan.

Guy 2: Oh no, he's losing control again.

Guy 3: Look, he's running off.

Guy 1: I used to be close to him, now he only keeps to himself.

Guy 2: Lets help this guy?

Guy 1: No please don't, he won't listen to anybody and will stay in his shell

Guy 3: Well, I guess that his problem to fix...

by some woke ass boi May 16, 2018

Jonah

A boy who can be very awkward or calm. At first look they can be someone you won’t want to be around, but after a while they can become best friends with you. They are big talkers and normally tell the truth. They are very organized all the time! They dream above and beyond of what they want to be! They are always happy, even in tough decisions. They don’t get treated nicely compared to others. He always tries something new and can be a highlight of your day!

“Jonah is so cool! Let’s hang with him sometime.”

by A Boys Name June 19, 2019

Jonas Brothers

A group of three brothers who like to suck each others dick and play music while having anal sex. in other words, the worst pop (NOT ROCK) disney band EVER!

'what's the gayest thing in the world?'

'those fagots called the jonas brothers'

by fghhjhujk8k77 October 29, 2008

Jonas Brothers

One of the worst things to ever come out of New Jersey... and thats sayin somethin. Clearly a product of the syringe tide. Notice how everyone saying they're good has to defend their own credibility vehemently?

omfg jonas brothers are sOoO guud, an im not one uv their little 12 year old fangirls!! im 13 1/2!!!!111!!!!

by Thhe Joe October 7, 2008

Jonahito

v. jonahito. Pronounced Ho-KNEE-Toe. Jonah as in jonah and the whale. It refers to illegal aliens who are swallowed by whales and then spit out on the California coast near San Diego or Encinitas as a way arriving in the United States.

Jim- Carl, there's another whale beached and I hear Mariachi music.

Carl- Yeah the INS has been telling us to watch out for Mexicans that smell like whale barf, they call 'em Jonahitos.

by Ichiro Tomlinson August 4, 2010

jonathan kaufmann

An extremely handsome and charming kid. Usually found in Astoria, Queens. He's the dude everyone wants to be around because he's so cool. He's usually funny and makes the girls go crazy over him. There is no questions girls will fall in love with him in a matter of seconds.

Girl: OMG there's Jonathan Kaufmann! -faints
Guy: Im so jealous of Jonathan Kaufmann he gets all the girls.

by jonokauf December 7, 2013

jonathans dick

Really big

Jonathans Dick is bigger Then Svantes and stured.

by Jonathan Rönndin April 26, 2017