If Kevin Jonas would just quit the boy band and take a few more guitar lessons, he might have half a chance at a decent solo career.
by pieisyourdrug July 7, 2009
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a band that automatically signed themselves to Disney, just so they will get fangirls and can get undeserved appreciation for their wanna-be imitation of music.
mostly loved by girls from ages 7-15.
Why anyone 13+ would like them is beyond me, but some people just haven't heard good music.
a band that automatically signed themselves to Disney, just so they will get fangirls and can get undeserved appreciation for their wanna-be imitation of music.
mostly loved by girls from ages 7-15.
Why anyone 13+ would like them is beyond me, but some people just haven't heard good music.
Girl1: im lyke going 2 the jonas brothers showw 2nitee!!!!!11111
Girl2: omg no wayy rlyyy????// i wannanna go soooooo bad 2 !!!!11
Girl2: omg no wayy rlyyy????// i wannanna go soooooo bad 2 !!!!11
by hfdskt5798347 July 8, 2009
Get the the jonas brothers mug.The Jonas Brothers Fansite. Members pay about 35$ a year to get a forum, an over rated member gift, crappy presale tickets, m&g contests, and a whole world of drama.
The Jonas Brothers have virtually no contact with this site, and they never visit it.
Many people think that the m&g contests are rigged, due to certain people who win every time they enter.
there are some girls, who start LOTS of drama about themselves, using secret accounts, it is all a nag for attention, and when girls find out, they get nasty.
The Jonas Brothers have virtually no contact with this site, and they never visit it.
Many people think that the m&g contests are rigged, due to certain people who win every time they enter.
there are some girls, who start LOTS of drama about themselves, using secret accounts, it is all a nag for attention, and when girls find out, they get nasty.
Girl 1: did you see anna made an extra account and pretended to hate on herself so people would feel bad for her?
Girl 2: yeah, shes annoying me a lot.
Girl 1: so, i think we should just make her want to leave
Girl 2: okay :) sounds good!
sunweed: theres so many girls who have connections who are stealing meet and greets from us here on Team Jonas!
sane person: please shut up
sunweed: i have theories!
sane person: please shut up
Girl 2: yeah, shes annoying me a lot.
Girl 1: so, i think we should just make her want to leave
Girl 2: okay :) sounds good!
sunweed: theres so many girls who have connections who are stealing meet and greets from us here on Team Jonas!
sane person: please shut up
sunweed: i have theories!
sane person: please shut up
by dontchaaaa August 23, 2009
Get the Team Jonas mug.The oldest brother in the most amazing band THE JONAS BROTHERS. Real name, Paul Kevin Jonas II. Basically the most amazing man on the face of this earth. Not only is he beyond beautiful, he is extremly talented, an amazing role model, and the sweetest guy you will ever meet.
When he smiles you can't help but smile.
When he laughs your heart melts.
When he plays gutair you can't help but ROCK OUT.
he is basicaly god <3
When he smiles you can't help but smile.
When he laughs your heart melts.
When he plays gutair you can't help but ROCK OUT.
he is basicaly god <3
by Kaitlyn Swinggg April 2, 2008
Get the kevin jonas mug.A Disney band of three brothers who are closet homosexuals with tights pants and straightened hair. They produce stiflingly generic music, yet seem to have the impression that they're unique. Their voices are nasally and they moan and groan with every word. Their fans are abominable preteen girls with no taste in music, who scream their braces off whenever one of their songs come on in mall stores. All three of the boys - Nick, Joe, and Kevin - are hopelessly fugly with as much hair on their brows as a gorilla has on its back. I'd rather listen and stare at a gorilla than these douchebags.
Girl: *Gasp!* The Jonas Brothers are so cuuuuuuuute!!! Look at Nick and Joe, oh they're so hot. They make the best music!! They're so unique and amazing and hot and cute and hot and they're just SO talented..."
Man: GAH!! Shut the fuck UP, would you?!
Man: GAH!! Shut the fuck UP, would you?!
by MGN February 22, 2009
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Extremely talented, gorgeous, sexotic, and all around awesome!
Paul Kevin Jonas Jr.
Extremely talented, gorgeous, sexotic, and all around awesome!
Paul Kevin Jonas Jr.
by Taylorkins September 25, 2007
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