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johnene

Johnenes are usually beautiful on the inside and out. They will make you laugh uncontrollably and smile so much it hurts. They are kind and supper loyal. Johnenes would do anything for their friends. If you have the chance to be friends or more with a johnene never let her go.
Wow she’s beautiful, oh that’s johnene.
by Sweetie kitty May 17, 2018
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johnson holders

This is a non-gender specific term for underpants. This originated in the early 1980s in Oceanside California.
Says little Susie to parent “all Santa brought me For Christmas was some new Johnson Holders, I wanted a puppy!”
by HarshCappin May 21, 2019
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Johnson City Handshake

Huggin' sak 2 sak
I went to a party and some ode qwar gave me a Johnson City Handshake.
by Ernie James March 2, 2020
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Johnson Middle school

Worst place in the USA (it would be the worst place in the world but North Korea exists). A school filled with wannabes, boomers, idiots, and crazy tyrant popular girls. Doesn't teach us a thing, except to shut up and listen to there boring lectures about how dumb we are. Mean teachers, brainless zombie kids, popular girl vampires, that one kid working for the FBI, locker 1324 is a secret portal to an alien warship, and worst of all *shudder* vScO giRLs!
by Marshmallow gal April 29, 2020
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Johnson promise

Any promise that the giver has no intention of keeping.
'He promised the work would be done by Friday, but both of us knew that was just a Johnson promise'.
'She said she'd be home by 10, but that was just a Johnson promise', etc. etc.
by exuk November 19, 2021
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Johnson Straight

When a dude continuously jokes with other dudes that he is attracted to them and wants to get it on, to the point that his bros are convinced that he bats for the other team. Typically happens between roommates in hockey dressing rooms, small apartments, dormitories or while sleeping in a tent.
Hey brah, nothing personal but I’ve never felt the urge to venture down the Johnson Straight.
by SpamMasterDude August 12, 2021
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Johnden

Johnden is a cute name.
by Golden Arrow November 22, 2021
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