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jessica dang

jessica dang is a vietnamese girl lacking sense, genitals and sexiness. you know when a jessica dang is within a 50ft radius as you can smell the putrid aroma of talentless garbage. jessica dangs birthdays normally are on 6th oct thus we recommend all to stay at home as a purge will commence from 6am-6pm (australian eastern standard time)
person 1: what’s that smell of talentless garbage

person 2: oh yh we have a jessica dang in our school
by ruhg September 29, 2020
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Jessica Simpson

Jessica is an incredible gift to this world. She entered this world with Beauty, Innocence, Personality and Huge Talent. People hate on her for bring real, for being herself. Jessica has eveything that every girl would ever want; Beauty, Talent, Money and a Beautiful Family and Husband... To top it all of, she is a wonderful person. People who hate on her are clearly just jealoous of her, and who can blame them. Jessica is a fantastic idol for any girl who has a dream. We LOVE Jessica and HATE people who HATE on her with no legible reasoning!
Listen to Jessica Simpson's In This Skin, and you will hear many things: Love. Romance. Sexuality. Sweetness. Maturity. Peace of Mind. Yet chief among the things you will hear is the sound of a woman becoming her own person and staying true to her heart.
by Amy A. & Amy F. March 7, 2005
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jessica alba

X: I suppose Jessica Alba is alright lookin'.

Y: (shoots X)
by Canard April 29, 2006
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jessica simpson

a gorgeous woman with very nice boobs.she has a very hot body and very sexy legs.
jessica simpson is what most woman should look like
by carl911 April 19, 2006
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jessica zhang

"Omg! That girl is recieving a jessica zhang!!"
by asdfgqwert December 10, 2008
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Evil Jessica

a pair of jessica's that want to torture fucking sluts that cant think of anything interesting to do with theit own hair so they still other ppl ideas
-fucking ashley stole my hair style.. so i will steal her soul!
by Jessica Number 2 November 14, 2004
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jessica alba

If you are male and you don't know who she is you are officially gay.
One who is attracted to cute women must have a vague idea who jessica alba is.
by Chickenwing21 October 11, 2006
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