Lord Jared
The ancient Thallasian Knight rumored to wield Excalibur one thousand years before the reign of King Arthur.
A most powerful Warrior in the Dark Ages until a beast of unfathomable proportions got the best of him.
Supposedly shared the same lineage as Arthur himself.
The ancient Thallasian Knight rumored to wield Excalibur one thousand years before the reign of King Arthur.
A most powerful Warrior in the Dark Ages until a beast of unfathomable proportions got the best of him.
Supposedly shared the same lineage as Arthur himself.
"Excalibur, being the sword of the chosen ones, passes down a single bloodline every one thousand years. From Lord Jared to King Arthur."
by rhodesscholar February 16, 2007
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a man who makes orgasm noises to the point of turning purple. he lives in online forums and enjoys driving people crazy. he also is usually found 69ing a fake stuffed turtle. also can be used as a verb such as "I just jareded that turtle" and insult. EXTREMELY GAY
by metallballer February 5, 2008
Get the jared mug.Jared Meyers before his introduction to Erin Wenger. Characteristics: Hardcore conservative, likely to be seen at NRA meetings, poor dress attire, going to Lane Community College, not an advocator for equal rights between the male and female gender, often uses the term "faggot," active member of The Group. See Post-Erin Jared for comparison.
"Shut up Faggot" - Pre-Jarin
by JNSD March 23, 2005
Get the Pre-Erin Jared mug.To be distracted for a prolonged conversation about nothing by your boss or manager. This distraction generally results in you missing or being late for a meeting, late home or unable to complete work. It is recognised within your organisation as a legitimate excuse.
Sorry I'm late, I was on my way home and I was jaked at the lift.
Sorry I missed your meeting, I was jaked in the hall
Can I get an extension on that proposal? I was jaked when I was trying to finish it.
Sorry I missed your meeting, I was jaked in the hall
Can I get an extension on that proposal? I was jaked when I was trying to finish it.
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