Jasmine is a beautiful girl but they always reck other people’s life’s, most likely their boyfriends. Most jasmine are lying bitches who would go to the police about something and get people into trouble even tho the boy she dated looked after her and loved her as if she was the queen. Jasmines are vicious girls who abuse people’s and don’t even care. 13 is an unlucky number
Jasmine will go out with someone she claimed she loved and then breaks up with him and sleeps with some ginger cunt
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Get the Jasmine mug.A girl who likes to eat onions straight out the netted bag, and won't step into a taxi unless at least one of the wheels is a hubcap. Often, most people assume Jasmine's favorite chicken breed is a leghorn, but become very surprised to find out it is really a mallard. She goes crazy for some canned corn; No butter, no seasoning, not even soaking it. Legend has it the first one to snort smarties was a Jermaine, not a Jasmine, but close to the point of being note worthy. If theres a mexican restaurant, you can bet theres a 4 in 5 chance youll find her camped out on the roof of it. This information is very accurate, I have been studying a Jasmine for quite sometime, and these were the crucial points of info on the species I picked up.
Have you seen Jasmine?
Did you check El Tio's roof?
Yes, she wasn't there.
Oh yea, they're having the annual can corn parade today, how ever could we have forgotten?
Did you check El Tio's roof?
Yes, she wasn't there.
Oh yea, they're having the annual can corn parade today, how ever could we have forgotten?
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