Jared

A guy who thinks he has it all and brags about it. He claims he is the best and complains about everything and anything you do that ”he doesnt like” But his imence Stupidity says otherwise

Oh that dude is such a Jared

by MannyVK September 07, 2020

Jared

Jared is a nigga

Yup that’s it

He’s a nigga

Her: hey have you seen Jared?

Him: no I haven’t ever since he became a nigga

by OwOkillme September 13, 2019

Jared

Jared.we hate him for stealing her.Srry Wilber:(

Of course I met Jared

by Livingtubbo404 September 12, 2021

Jared

Is 19 and still can't fucking read and is probably looking at this definition squinting his eyes

Help I can't read ok Jared

by Fact Teller 67 February 16, 2020

Jared

Jared is mainly a name of a male
He is cute, funny, full of energy, klutzy, and has great hair! Jared is nice and not afraid to give his opinion, he will stand up for those he loves and doesn't take ANY shit!

Girl 1:who is that?
Guy 1: thats jared.

Girl 2: hes soooo hot!!

by mhbish November 22, 2019

Jared

This name is given to those who a Lil peepee piss boy

“Oh yeah that’s Jared, he’s my lil peepee piss boy. My lil bottom boy bitch. He’s a lil twink boy.”

by Alivo Jones November 21, 2021

Jared

Small dick nibba. Can only date the fat girls even though he is 5 foot and has a buzzcut. Jared is the kid nobody really likes and is secretly gay.

person 1: "why does jared like the fat girls?"
person 2: "cause they're desperate"

by yaw yark June 05, 2019