:Japanese Ogre:

Slack emoji used to signify Mark is a Twat
Me - Yo yo yo dawg :Japanese Ogre:
Everyone - For real!
by SlankenSlacker September 02, 2021
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Japanese snapdragon

The act of a woman sitting on a man's face and farting into his nose, to which the fart gas comes out of his mouth.
Yo did you here Derricks girl totally gave him the Japanese snapdragon last night.
by Thicc dick daddy69 May 27, 2021
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Japanese Eiffel Tower

Similar to a standard Eiffel Tower, a threescore, but with two women. One wears a strap-on. The guy, and strap-on wearing lady, spit roast the other other lady and perform a double high five.
So I found this strap-on, anyone fancy a Japanese Eiffel Tower
by Simstx August 30, 2022
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A Japanese Movie Night

When a 3 or more people of the same sex decide watch hentai together.
Husband 1: I had a a Japanese movie night with the boys last saturday.
Wife: Oh, maybe I can join next time? I like anime.
Husband: Oh umm sorry, saturday iis for the boys...
by Rosie python March 12, 2022
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Japanese Abe Lincoln

Shinzo Abe

Fought the Japanese Civil War

Gave the Japanese Gettysburg Address

Signed the Japanese Emancipation Proclamation

Freed the Japanese slaves

Was assassinated by Japanese John Wilkes Booth

At the Japanese Ford's theater

Was put on the Japanese five-dollar bill
Japanese Abe Lincoln once said, "Four score and seven Japanese years ago..."

"Of the Japanese people, By the Japanese People, For the Japanese people..."
by sean semper tyrannis July 08, 2022
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Japanese Hoover

When you're sitting on a chair and a Japanese lady squats in front of you to have a chat . And then suddenly , out of nowhere , she sucks up your Dick and balls .
I swear i was talking to Megumi about my Last sushi meal and she suddendly gave me a brutal Japanese Hoover
by Vati June 12, 2019
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Japanese Straight

In poker, a hand that contains random cards that make no hand (pair, straight, flush, etc...)
Man 1: I beat you all. I have a 2 of hearts, 4 of spades, 5 of diamonds, 7 of clubs, 10 of spades and a king of hearts.

Man 2: You lose dumbass. All you have is a Japanese Straight. Now I'm going to give your wife an Alabama Hotpocket.
by DJ Doo Wop Dago June 05, 2009
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