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slimey snake.

when a certain individual is very secretive about what girls he is talking too. A common attribute of being a slimey snake includes 1. Not telling your best mates anything. 2. Hiding your texts from your friends. 3. being really sneaky and slimey. 4. sneaking of when your supposed to be out with your "so called friends"
1. whilst playing a game of fifa deliberately stopping the game to be a slimey snake.

2. Cutting short a night with your mates to slime off. aka being a "slimey snake"
by mr.shore June 19, 2011
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Bake that Snake

To get high off of a joint or a blunt. Snake=joint/blunt
Damn yo, We funna bake that snake tonight.
by YouaSnake September 27, 2009
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Lot Snake

A lot snake is a male prostitute who frequents truck stops and services lady truckers in need of companionship.
Lady trucker “are you a lot snake?” Lot snake “why yes I am, do you need servicing my lady?”
by TheVernon September 18, 2019
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slap snakes

When two dudes get together for sexual activity.

Man-meat mashing.
Hey, Mike, want to slap snakes.
by William F July 11, 2016
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Bakin’ a Snake

Brewing up a big ol’ turd to drop a shit.
I’m bakin’ a snake. Where’s the shitter?

That was a great meal. No doubt I’ll be bakin’ a snake.

It smells like shit in here. Who’s farting? Me. I’m bakin’ a snake. Go take a shit braaaaaahhhh. Nasty.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
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Snake Fucker

Snake Fuckers is a subgroup of Snake Lovers. They have had a snakes scaly tail/head sided inside of their ass/pussy and LOVED IT! And if they figured it out, they have had one or two snake penises in them at some point in time. And if male they have had their dick in a snake in some way!

They can be a Snake Foodies, a Squeeze Toys or just a snake lover that went a little too far.
am I a Snake Fucker?
Being a Snake Fucker is 100% legal in Wyoming and New Mexico.
by HappySnakePreson September 2, 2018
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Counter Snake

When your homie attempts to have intercourse with a women you then come from behind and have intercourse with him.
Jeff countered snaked me when I was Jennifer!
Stop yelling before I counter snake you.
by HAPL April 3, 2022
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