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Air Cadet

Air cadets are the highest form of cadet, many army cadets ( cannon fodder ) and sea cadets ( splashy spastics) like to believe they are smarter and more intelligent than us

When it's our firsts night of the month we tidy the building inside and out, we take pride in our uniform and are careful to not get mud on our wedgewoods/best blues and working blues, many other cadets like to think it's us being snobby, during camps we tend to be the tidiest and have he best uniform standards, many army cadets call us pigeons and say that we don't fly real planes, but we do, we also do field craft which is what the "army cadets" focus on, we mainly focus on our drill and atc knowledge, our ranking system is more rewarding and ethical, we even allow facial hair on cadets!!
Air cadet: why is stores so messy
Air cadet 2: must've been the army cadets using our stuff again.

Air cadet: hey guys I controlled a tutor last weekend

Army cadet: don't you mean a vr system cause you pigeons don't fly real planes
Air cadet: yes we do pongo
by cadet warrant officer September 10, 2019
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sexing the air

another type of "air humping" except you are on the floor grinding. this usually occurs when listening to hardcore songs that involve some kind of sex move.
i saw jake sexing the air when listening to Big Bang.

oh yeah, that was sexy!
by iBrokenDollz April 5, 2010
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air wank

the art of miming the act of masturbation, must like air guitar but instead you are playing your man instrument.
dude 1: "woah! that was the greatest air wanking ive ever seen!"
dude 2: "thanks! i practise hard every day!"
by cock up the wrong one December 25, 2007
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factory air

A whore house or "puticlub" in Spanish which is located on the A-2 highway just outside of Madrid. Lots of Brazilians and Romanians work there. Nice selection but would reccommend flowers park, A-6 Highway exit 26.
I had to pull my friend Brandon out of Factory air last night cuz he was talking to this nasty bitch from Nigeria who claimed she was Cuban. There's a lot of that....
by Shookis May 24, 2006
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air travel

Once a futuristic fantasy, soon a fairy tale of the magical past.
"Once upon a time, in the olden days, people would get into a metal tube, which would rise up in the sky, and when they got out of it, a little while later, they were in a completely different part of the world."

Yes, sweetheart, it's really true. It was called "air travel". Now, as soon as Daddy closes your door, take off your mask, close your eyes, and have sweet dreams.
by Monkey's Dad April 21, 2020
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air blow

a gesture that resembles the performance of fellatio.
I knew she was kinky when she gave me an air blow from across the room.
by jimbanner June 21, 2016
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Shirt Air

The act of pulling your shirt up over your nose to make use of the reserve of air in your shirt that doesn't stink. Usually done when no one else is there to ridicule you for being a wuss.
Dude, someone dropped a deuce in the mensroom that was so bad I had to switch to shirt air.

Hah, Jim is such a girl, someone farts and he instantly switches to shirt air.
by azuremint September 2, 2010
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