A person (usually an adult) who is so terribly overweight and cumbersome that you just know the mattress wont be able to take the strain and that the bed will audibly crack and then sag like a broken matchstick when the overweight person gets onto it - usually by throwing themselves backwards onto the bed.
by mimbijones July 8, 2015
Get the bed-killermug. The drink you thought at the time was a good idea but you didn't manage to drink. More often than not you will mistakenly have a good slug of it in the middle of the night before you realize it has a massive amount of alcohol in it. Bed swill can often be the final straw to making you bucket drunk.
I was too drunk to finish that ridiculously strong end if the night drink. I woke up parched and had a huge swig of it before I realized it was a whiskey and cola, not a plain cola. I'd totally gotten away with not puking until I drank that bed-swill.
by Foxy Bonnet July 4, 2014
Get the bed-swillmug. When booking a hotel room for yourself, you request two queen sized beds. One for which you eat in, the other is for sleeping. The eat bed is the closest to the door.
by Spirited Chaos April 22, 2023
Get the Eat bedmug. by Mrbute September 1, 2023
Get the Bed Wombmug. by FoodieK July 7, 2022
Get the Bed-meatmug. When you grind on your bed and it hurts when the force of gravity gets strong and pulls you down hard, you get a boner.
Boy: Hey, I just bed slapped my bed and it hurts. I got a boner from it.
Girl: Why did you get the boner?
Boy: Uhhh that’s too much info. Cya!
Girl: Bye!
Girl: Why did you get the boner?
Boy: Uhhh that’s too much info. Cya!
Girl: Bye!
by Nana my Bananas May 17, 2018
Get the Bed Slapmug. An alternate way to describe having sex in bed. Used by those who also use "sexy time" to describe sex.
by AmeelMD January 9, 2019
Get the bed sugarmug.