New York Experience

when a bunch of native New Yorkers beat up a tourist to show them what its like to live in New York

Ryan got a real New York Experience when some black and dominican kids jumped him for standing in the middle of a sidewalk

by YuOfTheNight June 21, 2017

New York Marathon

This event consists of ejaculation, twice in one session of masterbation. There are no breaks allowed and porn must be used to conquer this masterfull feat. It is named the New York Marathon because to accomplish this feat you need to have physical and mental endurance. Just like the Nike motto, JUST DO IT.

I got blue balled so bad that i had to do a New York Marathon to get all the cum out of me.

by SCOTT HYMAN August 4, 2006

new york city

One of the best cities in the world. It has some flaws, though. See, if New York were a person, Brooklyn and Staten Island would make up its asshole. Brooklyn and Staten Island = New York City's asshole.

Aside from that, it's a great city.

B: shaolin, represent yo
C: we'z from cRoOkLyN dawg
^^^
These people must be thrown in a vat of acid. Then NY would be perfect.

by ourtimeisrunningout January 16, 2005

New York Giants

football team that thinks its the center of the world; hasn't been to great since Parcells won 2 Super Bowls for 'em

The Giants suck

by 0000 October 16, 2003

New York Times

A very overrated newspaper that the majority of folks depend on to get their news about everything. Mostly shares populist and moderately liberal viewpoints, with an inherent bias towards the US. The op-eds can sometimes come off as a bit moralizing. Not a bad news source by any means, but far from being the greatest newspaper.

Someone: What do you think about the New York Times?

Me: eh, it's alright I guess.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 8, 2021

new york minute

Approximately 36 seconds, as opposed to the normal 60 seconds in a minute

"So would you do her?"
"In a new york minute."

by Justin Tym December 28, 2005

new york giants

winners of super bowl xlii*

*manning conspiracy

i find it very convinient that for the second year in a row, a manning has beaten the patriots and we all know the mannings hate the patriots and how big of endorsement whores they are. hmmm...

and i'm a cowboys fan. well, there's bias against the new york giants because of that. but that's not the point.

oh, and eli still sucks you fucking morons.

by david smith, jr. February 19, 2008