am i bread

basically what am i doing here 💀 when you see a cute couple , and you think why dont i have that

*cute couple on tiktok* am i bread ?

by hekshdks November 5, 2023

Am I an Idiot?

This is the most common question asked if your friend says you're an idiot, so what is the real answer?

Most likely, yes. Friends know you better, and are 99% of the time correct!
So stop crying, and find a better friend.

"Dude, you are a fucking idiot."
"Ow, ok..."
Ok, so now you are probably asking yourself that wuestion: Am I an Idiot? Here are the results.
*searches Am I an Idiot on the urban dictionary*
"Well ok, they said I need a new friend. Bye!

by Toffita2019 May 16, 2020

Back Am I

Usually used by someone with negative IQ and it should mean that that person is back to talk after doing some shit.

someone: stop with that and tell me the truth!
someone else: calm down, I'm just studying portuguese!

After 6 hours:
That second person: Back Am I

by opah :( May 18, 2020

Am I Blue?

1. A short story collection, published in '94, themed towards queer youth
Also a short story in said book.

2. A question asked that can be taken as literally "Am I gay?" or "Do I seem gay?"

1.<u> Am I Blue</u> is a fabity fab book, which you should read. Even if you're illiterate- have someone read it to you.
2. Sue: Am I blue?
Beth: Not really, but the brunette staring at you is.

by Diane December 30, 2004

"And so am I"

The art of jacking off into another person's face - only after they proclaim "I'm done".

"I'm done"
"And so am I" *jizz in partner's face*

by Jobee October 17, 2008

Am I low?

The question one ask's themselves when he/she is high, and the answer is obviously "no".

-After smoking 4 personal blunts, Wiz was arrested in North Carolina and all he could ask himself was, "Am I low?"

by Ami Evah December 1, 2010

I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.

Kaworu from Neon Genesis Evangelion

When somebody says “ Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!” You just go “ I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.”

by drunkgirl1997 December 13, 2021