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Hump

When you grab a lady and f**k her in her butt.
Guy 1: What is you favourite activity?
Guy 2: I love to hump my girl.
by Pseudonym Kitty May 15, 2018
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Hump busted

hump busted is catching two or more people in the process of busting each other's humps. Having sex gay straight or masturbating in a public place. Preferably while yelling "you've been hump busted!" Then running away.
I can hear these two guys gruntin in the men's room stall over there. I think I'm gonna bust they humps, throw open the door and let em know they've been hump busted.
~South Philadelphia Collins
by cdgnotparis July 17, 2018
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Slappy Hump

Delicious chocolate treat made with chocolate fudge, chocolate pudding, and chocolate cake--layered and baked to perfection. Its the new cake craze thats sweeping the south eastern united states.
Man that Slappy Hump be so good, I best get my hands on some wit dat 2% milk...uh...wait, this isnt 2% its 1%...ugh. Bitch, i thought i told ya to buy da 2%.
by Hugh Jorjy November 11, 2006
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humpybong

the name given to the mad monkey like sex preformed by a couple or group of people after partaking in a session of marijuana smoked thru a bong.
ey biatch, how about yous and me go back to my place for some weed+humpybong action.....
by ihaq4weed March 10, 2004
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Humpenscrump

You will often meet humpenscrump upon your death. He's in your nightmares, he's in your head, he's in your ass.
I just sharted and met Humpenscrump.
by Hey Scotty... November 2, 2016
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Hump

A type of movement used for desperate people or used during sex. You go up and down on something real quickly again mainly used in sexual ways.
Derek wanted to have sex soon so he started to hump Lillie desperate for her to fall for him.
by 🤷🏻‍♀️ March 16, 2017
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armory humper

Someone in a wide variety of multiplayer and online games that steals equipment you see from the area where it is spawned. This can be found in many games including Resident Evil: Outbreak, Halo 2, or Runescape.
"Yo, we were having a LAN party over at Digital Mayhem, and that Armory Humper, Scott, kept stealing the fucking energy sword!"-The Omega Master
by -The Omega Master February 26, 2005
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