house depressed

depression resulting from serving house arrest.

man im tellin you im house depressed.

by bczar April 6, 2009

wham house

The art of being unnecessarily, yet entertainingly inhebriated.

George was straight wham house last night when he urinated on farshad's cat.

by geraldine blackwell February 3, 2009

House intro

The situation of someone having dizzy spells, hallucinations, or other medical symptoms before collapsing and requiring hospital care. Named after the acclaimed medical drama.

Dave: Stop jogging, I'm getting lightheaded and I'm feeling faint.

Steve: You'd better sit down. I don't want this to become a House intro.

by JackTracker December 18, 2008

House Targaryen

Silver haired, purple eyed crazy incest babies. Not all of Targs are cray cray, but somehow they always find a way to do some questionable shit. Despite all of this, people love them. I blame the dragons, and a prophecy one of them tried to fulfill that resorted in the downfall of this incesteous dynasty prior to Game of Thrones.

To keep the bloodlines pure, Harry, of House Targaryen, is going to marry his sister, Sally.
Hopefully, when they have babies, the gods will flip the coin on greatness.

by Tum tum September 3, 2014

squat house

a bathroom

Imma go use the squat house right quick.

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

Fork a house

A prank similar to toilet papering in which stick plastic forks in some ones yard with the fork side sticking up. You can run fishing wire between the forks to trip the person when they try to pick them up

1.You wanna go fork a house later, I got whole box.
2. That asshole mr.johnson failed me, let's go fork his house.

by FRANCESUCKS69 December 5, 2016

hoe house

A house used sorley for the reasons of prostitution.

You know that fool be trickin' check that hoe house for him.

by KishaB December 5, 2015