hog tailing

Using your sphincter to push your feces in and out of your butt without touching the water.

"Do you guys sometimes poop out a little just to suck it back into your butt and see how far you can go before you lose it?"

"Oh, you mean Hog Tailing?"

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"Hey Jim, where have you been? You missed a meeting."

"Sorry I've been hog tailing it in the bathroom for about 3 minutes, almost beat my personal record though."

by stinky_hogtailer May 31, 2016

Zach Hog

is a kid that is a phat hog that loves potato chips and fifa

that kid is a ferral swine Zach Hog

by dom chu February 9, 2018

hog wog

HOGWOG is a Harry Potter-exque phrase which describes the impossible matchup between the Harlem Globtrooers (HG) and the Washington Generals (WG). HOG+WOG

I wanted to see who might be awarded "Best Actress", but Meryl Streep was the HOG WOG of the evening, thanks to her "Lifetime Achievement" award. I then switched to QVC

by Baxterrocky1 January 8, 2017

Brown Hog

When you stick in the Pooper and you pull it out and your peter is covered in shit.

Wyatt preformed the Brown Hog on Ragan.

by Rammit_inur_asholl January 18, 2023

Bog hog

Short for boghogger: Someone who spends fucking ages in the toilet -especially when you're desperate to take a shit

That Sandra's a right fucking bog hog -she kept me waiting so long I nearly shat my pants!

by trylobyte February 1, 2023

Scraping The Hog

Scraping the Hog When an uncut man allows for the buildup of smegma in order to "scrape" it off his "hog" every month or so.

When making Smeg McMuffins, McDonald's will start by Scraping The Hog of several homeless men in their in-house basement collection area.

by /v/-tan January 2, 2023

Cookie Hog

When a pig gets so constipated that its intestines burst and it dies.

"Your pig died from a clogged up poop-chute? That's a cookie hog!"

by George_W_Kush_ September 15, 2023