Bob the hooker

A gay male prostitute-for-hire that squirts cum into the faces of his fans. The fans love it. That's why he's the father of approx. 35 children.

Jake: "I hired Bob the hooker to give us a good time :)"
Cleetus: "Oh, I need that cum. It'll be sooo warm.."
Dace: "Oh, I'm soOoOoooooooOO thirsty rn, mmmmmmm"

by the_penguin_error_234 August 21, 2020

Jenna the hacker

A hacker from Roblox, so she was an online date back in 2017 (2018) and she would hack all the boys that break up from her, people thought Jenna was a killer, She came back on February 7/8 and tried to hack all girls on Roblox, but don’t worry because she ain’t real she’s just from a movie called the Oder and her bio says Content Deleted just to scare people

Ah there she is, Jenna the hacker

by Andrushencia Kotpaw March 1, 2022

Hockey doy

A Chinese term for a black male"Nigger" or black person.

also defined as a black demon or devil moving slowly

and a female 'Nigger" or black person is called a hockeynuy. also black demon or devil moving slowly

yousa slow moving hockey doy or hockeynuy

by gates_66612 August 4, 2011

field hockey fanatic

crazed male field hockey fan; A fanatic will yell at the referees, later to be noted as "rude", but not knowing any rules. A group of fanatics is usually led by a wicked sexist guy, who wears field hockey jackets and says referees "havent heard shit yet", planning to be "absolutely fuckin' obnoxious. A fanatic shows up at nearly all games, not knowing why, but also screaming at any call they think is against their team.

A field hockey fanatic yells at a game, later finding out the refs left a note saying "nk fans are rude", and be proud of it.

by fanatic#3 July 18, 2008

Facebooker Hooker

1. A female who spends more than an hour a day on Facebook. Facebooking. 2. A female who you see at least one notification a day in your email becuase of her post on Facebook. 3. Unrelenting inbox invasion by a female Facebook-posting junkie.

I'm gonna unfriend that Facebooker Hooker if she posts just one more pic of her kid's mid-afternoon poop, or last night's dinner out, or ...

by Pitviper May 28, 2012

Swedish hooker breakfast

Noun/ Verb .: The act of consuming Gevalia brand cappuccino coffee, and a cigarette of any brand in the place of a healthy and nutritious breakfast.

Guy 1: Hey, Hans, do you wanna hit up Wally Waffle for some hearty breakfast?

Guy 2: Nein, ich hatte schon eine Swedish Hooker Breakfast...

Guy 1: Way to go for a healthy breakfast you slutty European fruitcake. Are you trying to piss off Tony the Tiger?

by Cryzak October 13, 2013

Horse Hockey

A simple game of Hockey, played out ,and performed by actual Horses

The Equitarians played the jackasses in the stanley cup of Horse Hockey

by Ron Rollalope October 7, 2020