The horrible hybrid of Dylan and Calin. Got disowned by his family into a dumpster fire. The only person that loves him is his sex slave named Janelle. Would stick his dick into a wall if need be.
by YeNehSideKee April 29, 2019
Get the Jonathan Hayesmug. by rotodomee May 19, 2022
Get the Milo Hayesmug. 
Get the haimug. 1: a way to say hi in English in 2019
2: That or you’re just me (Thais) doing that TikTok trend where you remove the first and last letter of your name
2: That or you’re just me (Thais) doing that TikTok trend where you remove the first and last letter of your name
Def 1:
Person 12: hai guys!!
Def 2:
Thais: I just did the TikTok trend, and I got Hai
Ella: You’re lucky, I got LL.
Person 12: hai guys!!
Def 2:
Thais: I just did the TikTok trend, and I got Hai
Ella: You’re lucky, I got LL.
by mymomatemy_s4ndw1ch March 22, 2023
Get the Haimug. she is the slayest slay ever all she does is slay. shes a one direction loving whore and wont stop talking about louis and books like shut up already anyway shes the cooolest bad bitch boss baby i know slay all day
by slayerestslaywu May 8, 2022
Get the Noreen Haimug. Jeff: hey man what’s new
Billy: oh you know how it is, just racking up shacks and stacking hay bales
Billy: oh you know how it is, just racking up shacks and stacking hay bales
by Goofalicious February 13, 2023
Get the Racking up shacks and stacking hay balesmug.