Having a barney with barney

Having an argument with THE Man, a big company who run every day society like an energy supplier, phone company etc who try ripping you off

D to Sp**rk En**gy 'Your clearly over charging me now fix it and fuck off!'
H to D 'How was your day?'
D 'Well I was Having a barney with barney today , didnt get anywhere'
H 'aw well ill make it better, just bend me over'
D 'boom'

by AGnumbnuts November 16, 2011

Have some shit

For some reason the people of Drumchapel are going mad for this phrase, screaming "Have some shit" when in combative argument. Akin to "Fuck you", but with more venom, could be used in situations where a situation requires vengeance.
Derived from a human turd left on a doorstep in Earl St with "Have some shit" written on the inside of a Rice Crispie box stuck in it like a little sign.

I did some serious overtime this week, have some shit petterson.

by Flapjackandy May 18, 2008

I Have You

A reference to famous Youtube That Poppy "I Have You" video.
Often used by friends as a non-gay and non-weird way to say I love you.

Like bubscribe and I have you

by emma1488 February 25, 2017

I have Covid

An excuse you give when you do not want to do something or attend an event, but don't have a actual reason to cancel.

"Just a reminder that the Baby Shower is at 3pm today at my house"
"Sorry I won't be able to make it, I have Covid"

by I'm Your Hucklberry April 17, 2022

You have lint!

The phrase one says when you find lint in your partner's vagina/ on his penis. It always provokes laughter. The mood may be killed if someone says this.

My boyfriend was going down on me, then he said:
"You have lint!"
I laughed for ten minutes.

by Blanket Basket June 15, 2010

i have to poo

just means that you need to poo

Jane: I have to poo!
Jack: ok

by Jkmb September 18, 2020

You Have A Mustache

(verb)

1. a method of saying "fuck you" to someone in a low-key manner, to ensure nobody else understands the comment except for you and the person spoken to.

"'I told Leinad, 'You have a mustache' in passing during conversation yesterday.'"

by 𝐸 = 𝓂𝒸² March 10, 2019