tv hammer

A hammer that is used to smash a TV.

John: Check it out! I got a new flatscreen TV.
Fred: I'll grab the TV hammer.
John: Nooooo!

by ManMan36 May 20, 2016

hand hammered

Being punched in the butthole.

Why are you walking funny Charline?
Last night I with Fred and got hand hammered, hard.

by screamingmeme32 November 1, 2014

Toffee Hammer

A multipurpose tool originally used for "breaking apart toffee." It's other uses include cracking skulls, repelling trolls, sexual pleasure, and as a makeshift demolition tool for the great pyramids or the Stonehenge. Rumor has it, the Toffee hammers will store the souls of those killed by their awesome power.

"Man I can't get this door unlocked."

"Stand back, I'll knock it down with my toffee hammer!"

by Jtizzle96 January 14, 2018

Hammer-hawking

Continually staring at the male crotchial region and genitals, as if to long for.

I know she's DTF, that bitch has been hammer-hawking me since she got here.

by Pseudofuckthafed January 26, 2019

creamy hammer

Creamy hammer. The act of dipping your slong in a vat of cake icing and using it to hammer your significant other

My girl wanted a creamy hammer

by nibba boy November 17, 2017

orangutan hammer

Orangutan hammer... Who ever comes first throws a Left hook while climaxing at a rest stop in San Fernando Valley

While driving through the San Fernando Valley, my wife and I stopped for a quickly where she hit with an Orangutan Hammer while yelling “ Right turn Clyde!”

by Cubsfan75 May 17, 2021

Boof hammer

The act of absolutely boonking one of your comrades

Bro he just got Boof hammered

by Boof yammer August 29, 2019