Guido Minute

When your friend says they'll show up in a minute, but ends up taking 30 minutes instead. Normally done by people named Guido.

Me: Hey, how long until you're ready?
Guido: Yeah, just give me a minute
Me: Alright, I'll see you in one Guido Minute then.

by MANLIKETONER July 31, 2021

Guido

A man who is will definitely steal you girl, and man in any shape way or form. He is an expert with guns, killing his opponents with it. Guidos always stink and they are definitely submissive and breedable.

As you can see here, there’s a Guido in his natural habitat

by starplatinumsthiccjuicyass August 2, 2021

guildarani

Alif's wife

Guildarani is such a pretty and kind women, bcs she's Alif's wife

by Brasst September 28, 2021

Guido

SOMEONE WHO REALLY LOVES BAKSO/meatballs! The guy that always ask to buy meatballs.

A: Let's eat. Any idea?
A Guido: Meatballs?/Bakso?

B: Let's eat. Idea please?
A Guido: Meatballs?
C: Else please?
A Guido: Hmmm...bakso?
B: They're basically the same -___-

by Navidad0508 November 22, 2021

Guillomine

Guillomine is a blond girl with beautiful green eyes. A pacifist who loves harmony. A grear Non Violent Communication teacher. An artist who loves ton draw and a fantastic writer.

PS : Often has a great little sister named Marjolaine ;)

You need a awesome older sister ? Juste look for a girl named Guillomine !

by Léontine November 23, 2021

Guillo

A fatass asshole who thinks he is the shit, always says he is athletic and that he is going to start a diet but it never comes through. Loves his friends and familia and always comes up with the best nicknames. He has a fun father too.

I love Guillo

by Alejhebdnalab November 23, 2021

Guildford Nigga

The most gangsta dudes coming from Surrey, Usually will be seen wearing either a Roots tracksuit, Kappa, Ralph Lauren, Canada goose, any puffer and any thing with sweatpants with af1, Most of them are weed dealers or a sell fentanyl and cocaine and they always have a weapon on with them whether it be a Baton, powerful Mace, Machete or a Pistol. Guildford niggas ain’t to be fucked with they all are thugs and love to cause trouble and start beef and have no problem slumping any one. Point is don’t fuck around they are crazy!

John: Yo look at that dude he gave me a stare I didn’t like

Lance: Yo dude chill out he a guildford nigga he will fuck us up

John: Theirs 2 of us and one of him

Lance: everyone knows they carry weapons and won’t hesitate their psycho

by Machetekeeper September 21, 2022