GIFT

Guy I'd Femininely Tackle

OMG, VIK. I was working on my kankles in the gym and this GIFT walked by me. I think he winked at me. Yummy.

by GABS© March 9, 2014

Peter Griffin

A chubby idiotic hilarious man from tv's Family Guy. Voiced by Seth Macfarlane.

"Hehehe! Freakin' sweet" - Peter Griffin.

by laceyBurrows April 9, 2009

Gift Wrap

To strike a ball Beckham style with unbelievable curve or whipage!

Bystander: "Watch Holmsy skye this!"
Holmsy catches it sweet with incredible Whip and in rockets into that top right extension!
Bystander: "Wow that was Gift Wrapped!"
The crowd go wild and start chanting "Schweinsteiger!!!"

by Shanelovdahoop15 March 23, 2017

double gifted

The fantasy category created by asshole parents who overestimate the academic abilities of their pretentious offspring.

"Cindy, did you hear about the Smith boy? Apparently, he tested out of band and gym. He must be really double gifted."

by Moley, Sr. May 17, 2014

god's gift

1)adj- A term used to describe a person who is conceited beyond belief and who thinks that whoever they show an interest in should be flattered to the point of drooling on themselves in appreciation of their attention.
2) Stuck up, conceited, vane.

Johnny thinks he's God's gift to women, he's a legend in his own behind.

by jrh5356 April 24, 2005

Griffin

A mythical creature that resembles a lion shoved up an eagle's ass.

Do you know about the mythical creature called a "Griffin"?

by 13AwesomeTrick37 April 2, 2010

Gift of gab

the "gift of gab" is the ability supposedly given to one who kisses the Blarney Stone in Ireland. This is the ability to talk others into doing what you want.

In Tommy Boy, Chris Farley seeks to find the gift of gab his father had as a salesman. This gift of gab is illustrated by David Spades comment that Farley's father could sell a "ketchup popsicle to a lady in white gloves."

by The Nuts Box Founders April 15, 2006