Grenade

Even louder than a heavy thunder bolt strike! Imagine at 4:30 in the morning you’re on computer playing a boxing game with the volume at the maximum level, then losing the match makes a household of 6 wake up as if they’re about to rocket themselves to the sun!

“Kid, this wrestling noise woke me up like a grenade!”

by LikeXD31 August 15, 2021

Grenade

When a male puts his fist in a vagina and quickly opens it- like a grenade

I’m so sore... he tried the grenade on me last night!

by Fr3nchbread September 10, 2018

Grenade

Something that a certain friend should not be holding in a certain game. Because he would explode himself and be a total and complete failure

I'll use the grenade.....Where is it?......Oh shit.... *And died*

by bloodyshits May 30, 2021

gob grenade

When you cum into someone's mouth and they spit it back into their hand and throw it at you.

That bitch hit me with a gob grenade!

by Knobgobbler84 November 18, 2017

man grenade bath blaster

When a man lets out a gigantic, colossal fart in the bath tub.

Greg: Did you hear Frank's man grenade bath blaster after he ate all that Chipotle last night? It shook the house, I swear!
Bill: You mean I stayed in the bunker all night, thinking it was an earthquake, for nothin?
Greg: Well, at least you were partially spared from Frank's wrath.

by SparkyMae March 09, 2022

hand grenade water

an extremely small bottle of water of about 8 fluid ounces that resembles that of a hand grenade.

“I wonder what will be served at this event. The invitation said that there would be light refreshments.”

“Fuck! That means cookies and hand grenade water!”

by Sweet_D March 29, 2023

blame grenade

Blame grenade

Time dropped a blame grenade and blamed everyone in the room for not being able to hold down a job

by brushnz March 03, 2019