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Grand Canyon 

The act of taking a shit so wide that your asshole is left open, and appears to be a gorge like the Grand Canyon
I ate a ton of fiber this week, so when I shit today, I Grand Canyon'd myself.
Grand Canyon by juiceappleton January 5, 2017

Grand Canyoning

After titfucking a busty girl, cum between her tits unexpectedly and let the cum flow down between her tits.
Her tits represent the scenery, and the flow of cum represent river Colorado.
The phrase Grand Canyoning is a verb.

Example:
-"...I heard you had a 'special night' last night.What did you do..."
-"...I Grand Canyoned on her.She was surprised but it was amazing..."
two people kissing who are reciving anal from two other people form the shape of a "W' while standing.
"kelly was right in the middle of that Grand 'W'
Grand 'W' by cockinthehenhouse September 1, 2017

Grand Canyon 

Let’s say you will have a Grand Canyon after this
Grand Canyon by Jackparker November 2, 2017

grand richard

Slang

Alternative to openly calling someone a "Big Dick."

Grand = Big, Richard = Dick.

It is a corruption of the nickname used for Richard which is Dick. Likewise a Dick also was a slang term for a Detective (either Private or police) However being a corruption of an old Nickname this term is an insult.

Likewise this can be used to make a compound insult such as saying someone is being like Grand Richard's Cranium. That is calling someone a 'big dick head.'

The insult can be more condescending saying "Grande Resharde"as if you were using a French insult.
Example 1:
"Hey, I don't give a rat's ass what you think."
*"Just proves here who the Grand Richard is, now don't it?"*

Example 2:
"You missed a wonderful staff meeting. I got to meet the new boss. The guy HR is replacing James with intends to shake things up here. He is a Grand Richard for certain."

*"So your telling me he is a big dick?"*

"Throbbing, erect, and purple headed. I seriously think the guy has an ego the size of Texas."

Example 3:
"Stop acting like a Grand Richard."
*"WTF does that mean?"*
"YOU'RE BEING A BIG DICK!"
*"... >o<!"*
grand richard by Fractious1 December 29, 2017

Grand Haven

A small city that has a hell lot of drug problems but trys to hide it. Does this to look good and to not drive tourist away.

😁
Full of preppy ass schools.

And anything u say or do the teens here call u a fag or gay sooo.
Kid-So wanna go to the beach?
GRAND HAVEN KID- That's gay.
Kid- Tf no it's not.
GRAND HAVEN KID- Yes it is u fag.
Grand Haven by UnbelievableGH February 6, 2018