Grandy

An emotional state, being Grand, and Dandy at the same time.

How are you?
I'm GRANDY!

by Daniel December 18, 2004

russian granny smith apple

First, you must cut the apple into three or four pieces depending on your preferences and your kinkiness. You cut it into even pieces and stick one in the girls pussy and another one in her mouth and one in her nostril. The fourth (optional) goes in the asshole. Then You take them all out and re arrange the pieces again until each has been in each hole. After this has been done you and you girlfriend-this will not work for male gay couples, but can be double for lesbians-both eat the pieces while the partner proceeds to take their foot and stick it in the others pussy. This can also be used with various fruits like a pear which is a called a chunky russian fruit salad.

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Me and my girlfriend do russian granny smith apples after we have had dinner.

by cory kanz January 11, 2008

granny geek

A person under 30 that goes to sleep before midnight! ! !

lauren went to sleep at 10 o'clock, what a granny geek.

by Granny Geek October 5, 2007

Granny Shot

The act of doing a money shot on anyone considered a Grandma.

After having sex with that old lady I finished her off with a Granny Shot.

by Mad_Marx74 August 14, 2012

Granny Gift Wrap

A granny wrapped gift or pressent is a pressent that is almost impossibe to open due to it being coated in scotch tape. The only way to unwrap a 'granny gift wrap' is to hack at it with scissors until you are able to get your fingers in, and rip it open.

A Granny Gift Wrap is an inaccessable gift due to excessive use of scellotape!

by Cookie-Dude-123 December 24, 2008

granny thong

the act of rolling up a pair of worn granny panties to appear as a thong.

he wants to get it on but i dont wanna look like a loser wearing granny panties!

ill make a granny thong!
-rolls up-

by bigboob69 August 1, 2010

granny save

To save something (eg a video game, computer file) obsessively often, usually in fear of dying or losing progress and having to restart.

Whenever there's a thunderstorm, I granny save while playing video games just in case the power goes off.

by katileka October 22, 2010