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Goblin Theory

Little Goblins are in metals and when it gets to hot they take away some atoms to make a pool party but when it gets to cold they turn it back to a solid
Bro why are some compounds solid at room temperature, while other compounds are liquids or gases?

Because stupid the Goblin Theory
by Bubbaluve November 15, 2019
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Box goblin

Noun person who works over night stocking merchandise while the store is close

Also see Box Goblin king the night manager or supervisor that organizes and leads the box goblins
I tasked my box goblins with replenishing the toilet paper aisle since covid panic decimated our shelves.
by ANGELISDARKER October 28, 2022
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Cock Goblin

Used for people who steals peoples virginity and is underave
Oh look there- it's the cock goblin paul
by AaronFearless November 4, 2021
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Turkish Goblin

A rare species of twink endemic to Turkey with an abnormally large penis, usually an alcoholic.
I saw a Turkish Goblin on my trip to Istanbul
by iwantmisatotofartonme February 10, 2021
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Pumpkin-Goblin

Pumkpin-Goblin. -A rare breed of offspring of the underground run-a-way slaves.
Defined characteristics- A 4 foot tall male, darker than the ace of spades, looks like Terry Cruz built like the roc. Hand picked by masta Charles himself.All of whom dreads to shoulder length, black wife beaters, Orange County cross.
Pumpkin-Goblin. LOOK! One of those punkin goblins is stealing my television!
by OneTimeBusted May 7, 2023
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Snob goblin

A high society snob that places themselves above everyone
"God ever since Ryan joined that yacht club he's become a snob goblin"
by Mtg187 November 22, 2017
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jizz goblin

Having a wet dream. Refers to the gains goblin - the goblin is stealing your hard-earned semen retention gains.

Happens often during NoFap reboots.
"Did you fuckin coom at porn again?" asked the Indian.
"No mang, I got jizz goblined" replied the Serb.
by kshantik January 17, 2022
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