A person that sneaks around and ambushes people to steal their semen. They are rarely seen during the day and if you do see one, be prepared to protect your nut.
Hey man I heard the cops came to your house last night, everything alright?
Yea man apparently a break in, but they didn’t take anything from my house so I’m alright. However, I noticed my balls were the size of a blueberry, thus I knew it had been a nut goblin that had burglarized my home.
Yea man apparently a break in, but they didn’t take anything from my house so I’m alright. However, I noticed my balls were the size of a blueberry, thus I knew it had been a nut goblin that had burglarized my home.
by gloz February 27, 2021
Someone who does anything to mildly inconvenience or frustrate you.
Someone who looks like a bit of a twat.
Someone who looks like a bit of a twat.
by Tamcus April 24, 2021
Sick perverts who live, swim and dine in the tanks of roadside splat toilets. They only surface to lick the scrotums and suck the assholes of their innocent victims. They love to drink piss and eat shit. But mostly, they love to taste the menstrual drippings from a dripping, stinking, hanging twat.
Why isn't Uncle Pervis at our Thanksgiving Dinner, little Johnny? I'll tell you why Unkie Pervis is not here. He's a Dingle Goblin and he's stuffing his face with bodily wastes instead of turkey...capisce?
by Pylomdasmartin March 05, 2018
Having a wet dream. Refers to the gains goblin - the goblin is stealing your hard-earned semen retention gains.
Happens often during NoFap reboots.
Happens often during NoFap reboots.
"Did you fuckin coom at porn again?" asked the Indian.
"No mang, I got jizz goblined" replied the Serb.
"No mang, I got jizz goblined" replied the Serb.
by kshantik January 17, 2022
Nod Goblin- noun
A fantasy explanation/ or excuse for the men loss or misplacing of valuable personal items or narcotics while losing consciousness after taking powerful narcotics yourself.
Example:
“ yo G what happened to the 8 ball I gave you lastnight?”
“ idk man, nod goblins musta got it”.
A fantasy explanation/ or excuse for the men loss or misplacing of valuable personal items or narcotics while losing consciousness after taking powerful narcotics yourself.
Example:
“ yo G what happened to the 8 ball I gave you lastnight?”
“ idk man, nod goblins musta got it”.
Example:
“ yo G what happened to the 8 ball I gave you lastnight?”
“ idk man, nod goblins musta got it”.
“ yo G what happened to the 8 ball I gave you lastnight?”
“ idk man, nod goblins musta got it”.
by J Wizzy August 23, 2022
by DropDehd April 07, 2021
it’s someone who is like disrespects or hates the people of the culture but like uses the culture for their gain and appropriate the culture
by Funniez July 08, 2023