There's your girlfriend!

This is said to a friend when you see any ugly slut or crack-whore walking down the street.

Me: 'Theres your girlfriend!'
You: 'Shit, I got burnt.'

by Diego November 19, 2003

hyunjins real girlfriend

human

hyunjins real girlfriend is human.

by yeetskadoodle October 18, 2020

girlfriended

to have a girlfriend

Sorry, I am girlfriended

by Adoriya December 15, 2008

Girlf

A girl that you want to be your girlfriend, but she isn't quite yet your girlfriend.

I broke her heart in the past, and now she's nervous about being my girlfriend. So for now she's agreed to be my girlf.

by relentless_gee March 11, 2015

the best girlfriend ever

She understands insecurity and reassures me before I have a chance to feel insecure. She takes pleasure in making me happy. She is exceptional at balancing my "male ego". She lets me be a man while retaining her female independence. She shares the things she holds most dear. I don't believe she is aware that I see the walls she has around her heart. But I do see them and that she is slowly letting me in. She's been hurt before and despite some fear she is willing to love and to be loved. She sees the light in the world but accepts the dark. She has a view on things that I'm nearly incapable of having on my own. She constantly opens my eyes to them. She is full of random facts and shares them. She's a bit nerdy. She uses some words I have to look up. She knows her weaknesses and plays to her strengths to combat them. She sees solutions rather than problems. She isn't quick to anger. She isn't quick to judge. She isn't quick to assume. She debates with a mind open to change and admits when she is wrong. She can laugh at herself and does so often. She truly is a unique beauty in a sea of ordinary. She smiles and I melt. She pouts and i give in. She laughs and I laugh. She cries because she is sad and I hold her tight and just let her cry. She is a light in this world and will forever change the people she meets. She is fierce and determined.Why do I spoil her? Because she deserves it. She always has and always will. She is Jenny E...the best girlfriend ever.

He knows exactly how lucky he is to have the best girlfriend ever

by Happy Rambo April 21, 2018

800 Girlfriends

Especially "Hanging out with my 800 girlfriends", to watch porn.
Comes from the cable tv channels (the 800s are mainly pornography)

Guy one: "Hey dude let's go out!"
Guy two: "Naw, I'd rather spend the night with my 800 girlfriends"

by Teh Expert November 9, 2010

Girlfriend

something men feel that they need in their life, of course this is a mistake, men need food, water, shelter, not "girlfriend". when you do something wrong "girlfriend"
will be sure to remind you. "girlfriend" also makes sure to point out all the things "girlfriend" doesnt like (friends, sports, etc), things you dont do that "girlfriend" is
used to and emphasizing all that "girlfriend" does for you, amazingly all this is done while giving men the feeling that "girlfriend" puts up with alot more then
"girlfriends" friend's do.

"Girlfriend" also assumes men have endless supply of money.

Girlfriend: I wana go *insert name of stupid place here* !! Remember I went to that dumb movie with you last week.
Guy: Ok fine let's go. (thats funny I remember picking her up and paying for the tickets to the movie last week, I could have just gone with the guys and saved
money)

Girlfriend: I cant believe you did that, Diana's boyfriend never did anything like that to her !!
Guy: What did I do wrong??
Girlfriend: If you dont know I am not gonna tell you.
Guy: Please tell me whats wrong (how will I know if she doesnt tell me?)
Girlfriend: Nothing.
Guy: Just tell me.
Girlfriend: Nothing is wrong.
*Cycle repeats about a hundred times over*

by Skidmark McGee February 16, 2007