Basically, a half and half drink (half vodka, rum, etc. and half mixer), that is made only by ballparking amounts with no exact measurements. Typically made by the college crowd who can only afford lower tier alcohol, it is designed to get you fucked up as fast as possible so you only taste the shitty alcohol for as little time as possible. The more drunk you get the better they are. Another great part about the Flying Castelli is that when drunk party girls ask you what you're making, and you have no fucking clue how to make anything, you just tell them you're making a Flying Castelli. They are instantly impressed and think it's some exotic drink, when in all actuality you are full of shit and just gained some poon points with some drunk girls.
"Man, I am so fucked. Pour me another Flying Castelli."
"Chris had one too many Flying Castelli's and thought he could fly. He jumped off the couch and broke the table."
Drunk Girl: What are you pouring?
You: Well miss, it's a Flying Castelli.
Drunk Girl: Oh my god! Are you a bartender? Did you go to bartending school? That's so hot!
You: Yeah. Something like that.
*Poon Points acquired*
"Chris had one too many Flying Castelli's and thought he could fly. He jumped off the couch and broke the table."
Drunk Girl: What are you pouring?
You: Well miss, it's a Flying Castelli.
Drunk Girl: Oh my god! Are you a bartender? Did you go to bartending school? That's so hot!
You: Yeah. Something like that.
*Poon Points acquired*
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Looking through his vacation photos he came across the "flying marlin," with the old whore from Key West.
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(n) - A shit at work so long in duration that the screensaver on your computer activates while you are gone.
Host of meeting: I see everyone from payroll could make it, accounting - where is Chris?
Accountant: He's probably taking a Flying Toaster, he hit the mexican buffet yesterday.
Accountant: He's probably taking a Flying Toaster, he hit the mexican buffet yesterday.
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Jim: Hey, what happened to Susie?
John: Oh didn't you hear? She was taken by the Flying Sex Monster!
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Get the Flying Pigeon mug.Kim Seokjin aka Jin from BTS is known as the Flying Kiss Guy because of his habit to show his love for ARMY through this gesture. it consists in putting his hand quickly at his mouth and sending the kiss immediatly.
Namjon: How do you feel when you hear you are good-looking?
BTS: You are good-looking ! (to Jin)
Jin: I love you. *sends a flying kiss*
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"Lula used to look so hot until she got a tard fringe, now I don't know if I should date her or mop up her drool."
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