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by Adrian August 17, 2006
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by Jim lemminin January 15, 2008
Get the Ready Freddy mug.According to M.V Ahundova's book and articles (google her please), Freddie Mercury was actually completely straight. From the fact that he was a Parsi Zoroastrian, the most anti homosexuality religion in the universe, used Zoroastrian innuendos in his music, wore Zoroastrian stuff on stage, and cremated in Zoroastrian way, I think that's pretty reasonable. And she also wrote that Fred didn't have any boyfriends, they were all fake. Including that famous Jim Hutton. He said he was fred's closest boyfriend. He even said that they oftenly kissed in public areas like airports and got aids from him. Yes he also died of aids, 19 YEARS AFTER FREDDIE'S DEATH. And anyway there are no pics of him kissing with fred yet. There must have been many paparazzies at the airport if they really kissed. What a lying faggot.
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