Forks

The most magical place on earth.

I moved to Forks to find my Edward.

by with Chelsea August 5, 2008

forking kniving spooner

An insult used on a member of society who has caused some sort of problem.
-The word kniving is actually pronounced CUH-NIVE-ING, but would ruin the pun if it was spelled a way different than it is.
The word is coined by a good friend of mine, so I decided to steal it.
Like she'll check UrbanDictionary anyways.

Terry: "Jillian ate the last bit of the Lucky Charms I bought!!"
Natalie: "Yeesh, what a forking kniving spooner!! Those were name-brand Lucky Charms, too!" *scorns*
Jillian: *cowers in corner*

by H*ck Yeah July 11, 2009

Forking

Where a couple of people - best with more than 3 - throw a fork around, trying to catch it whilst avoiding it becoming embeded in a part of their body.
Me and my friends invented it in school when we found a spoon and started throwing it up in the air. We then lost it and found a fork instead. This is more dangerous and much more fun!

Girl: Ooh, a fork!
Boy: Lets go forking!
Everyone: Sounds fun...............

Girl: Ouch, it's in my eye.

by ELIECTRIC; April 3, 2009

forking

The act of sex in missionary position. The woman's legs and the woman's legs (all four approximately parallel) "create" the tines of a fork.

"Men prefer forking, women prefer spooning" he said to me.

They were forking all night long.

by C November 23, 2003

Missouri Forklift

When a man turns a women's vagina inside out, and gives the inside out vag a blowjob.

Tina- "What's wrong Miranda, do you have cramps?"

Miranda- "Nah, me and Frank did a Missouri Forklift last night, my vag is killing me."

by The Pimp's Bologna March 12, 2008

Forky

A beard. If it is long, it may consists of one or more point. These points can be created using several techniques including: dipping the hair in wax, braiding, or not washing it for several weeks (this creates a natural stiffness). Forkies are commonly found on bikers, wizards, and King Tut.

"Ahhh, You're scratching my face with your forky!"

by Jo-Honey April 21, 2011

Forky

Anything that doesn't look natural, in terms of ease and flow.

"Wow, that guy playing football is really forky, but he can score goals."

by nahmy April 15, 2014