grandma stain

when you poop in someone else's toilet

"oh no, but it seems like i have dropped a grandma stain"

by milksource101 June 29, 2017

grandma kink

When grandma brings you food and you get excited

Person 1 "yo my granny brought me some food today"
Person 1" I'm totally down with that grandma kink

by Gayfredo October 30, 2017

keep up grandma

Slang for "You’re very slow”. Not the brightest person, this person doesn’t have to be physically old.

Me:so ya jeff ran to school today
Friend: NO WAY
Friend 2: wait who?

Me: ya he was late
Friend: Poor dude, his house is far from school
Friend 2: WHO.????

Me: JEFF. Keep up grandma

by The True Oracle April 19, 2018

on dead grandma

To swear, Truth, facts

On dead grandma I'm going to the party!

by Missfresh504 November 16, 2017

Dalton's Grandma

When a raccoon breaks into your house and steals all of your Nickleback and Logan Paul Cds without asking.

That dang raccoon pulled a Dalton's Grandma last night!

by RaccoonHater69 March 5, 2018

ur grandma have penis

Alongside the likes of "ur mom gay" and "ur dad lesbian", "ur grandma have penis" is a phrase that can be used to absolutely D E C I M A T E someone in an argument

Gay kid 1: I fucking hate you and ur dad lesbian
Retarded child numero dos: lol ur grandma have penis
gay kid 1: SNHPye8U(JWDOMINHUB*YH*_UE)(IJNWHUSD&C)(IJHOISHU)IUHEF)*YDSA*YHF)syh0IEUFH

by Link6456 March 14, 2018

Grandmas-pudding

A type of pudding made by your loving grandmother, while very tasty and sweet it reeks and then you realize grandma accidently rubbed banana pudding on her feet calluses instead of ointment so she put it back. Don't worry about it being gross though she's senile.

"Hey Billy how about that trending grandma pudding are you a fan?"
"Nah Jeff because when my grandma makes it for me she gets foot fungus stuck in it"

Grandmas-pudding: Gross foot pudding with Banana pudding being the most popular variation.

by Fat track mcdack tack May 3, 2016