American Football 

A shit game that wastes 4 hours worth of time, and brain cells galore. Played by fat rednecks who have the brain capacity of an amoeba. Nobody outside a limited number of people from the US actually care about it, and the occasional Canadian. Not worth five cents, but vastly overvalued.

Hey, it's Football!

No, you moron! That's American Football. Real football is what people outside the US play.

American Football by Yak Dribble January 11, 2008

left-handed football bat 

Someone or something rather odd or f'd up you might say. A person who ate a few too many retard sandwiches.

My drill instructor was sure a left-handed football bat.

left-handed football bat by Jebus January 27, 2005

fucked up like a football bat 

Adjective. A phrase used to describe some one who is really screwed up personally and mentally.

John is "fucked up like a football bat."
That's "fucked up like a football bat."

fucked up like a football bat by SamuraiJack January 19, 2008

silent football 

A game played mainly by men. People sit in a circle and follow a strict code of rules. There are many rules and defining them here is in essence, against the rules. The game is lost by accumulating the most points. The loser usually must complete a task decided by the other players of the game.

After playing a game of SF mike had to strip and start singing.

silent football by Mike June 21, 2004

american football 

A internationally irrelevant sport that is very boring to 99% of the planets population. THe only reason Americans care so much about it is because they invented it and its part of their culture. Kind of like how Japanese people carea about sumo wrestling and no one else does. Another similarity between American football and sumo wrestling is the overweight "athletes". In this sport, a 350lb tub of lard can be considered a "star".

American: The whole world watches the Superbowl!!

Englishman: What a "superbowl"? Some kind of fruit salad?

Brazilian: Huh? Sorry never heard of it..

Italian: Don't know what that is.

INSERT NATIONALITY HERE: WTF is american football? Looks like a pussified version of rugby with padding.

american football by Bobson Keneth November 23, 2007

Mariner High's Football Team 

The worst freaking Team in the history of time...........

61 to 0....damn Mariner High's Football Team sucks!

Mariner High's Football Team by Mariner High School April 14, 2011

American Football 

A sport in which a group of players with assigned positions and jobs on the field try to score Touchdowns by either running or passing the ball down a 100yd. field.

Typically insulted by European peoples and compared to the sport of Rugby.

Often considered not as hard as Rugby, due to the addition of body padding, though the padding is completely necessary. Back in the late 1890's-1920's, there was an astounding number of football related injuries and deaths due to the lack of bodily protection offered to players. Players still receive injuries and are still considered by some to be playing a life threatening sport, but the addition of hard plastic helmets with facemasks and pads add durability and endurance to players.

usually demands that players be in peak physical and mental condition, due to having to run a 100yd field, dodge defenders and linemen, and catch passes made by the Quarterback. Mental strength is required for memorizing all of the terminology associated and with memorizing all of the plays utilized by the teams and coaches.

Often compared to Rugby, American Football is a physically and mentally demanding sport requiring speed, strength, agility, and endurance.

American Football by Boogle-doops January 7, 2011