by BlatlanticK ReKords May 5, 2018
Get the Sumo flexmug. “I have more money then you”
“Well I have a house and a wife and kids and a good car and stable job”
“Damn that’s a sturdy flex”
“Well I have a house and a wife and kids and a good car and stable job”
“Damn that’s a sturdy flex”
by The Bingster April 18, 2019
Get the Sturdy Flexmug. by ASTONISH3D April 21, 2022
Get the Flexmug. The act of bragging, recounting, one-upping, about a traumatic life event - physical (i.e. road rash, bad cramps, etc.), medical emergency (anything from a splinter to a widowmaker heart attack), mental health related (“The cheese slid off my cracker in 20__”), major life event (someone you loved croaked or croaked themselves), or emotionally inflicted (from a breakup to being gang raped by a whole Archdiocese of priests and nuns), even bemoaning one’s racial plight and/or difficulties associated with their sexuality/gender identification/you-name-it.
It is simply a ploy to garner sympathy and attention, perhaps intersectional leverage. Quite an effective strategic tool.
It is simply a ploy to garner sympathy and attention, perhaps intersectional leverage. Quite an effective strategic tool.
(Ned): “Did I tell you that I endured four weeks of chest pains before I had my heart attack, stroke, and Exploding Colon Syndrome?”
(Jacques): “Ya. Fifteen times since Juneteeenth. Maybe get checked for the ‘heimers, too. And quit with the trauma flexing. It pisses off everyone and makes me uncomfortable, you dong.”
(Jacques): “Ya. Fifteen times since Juneteeenth. Maybe get checked for the ‘heimers, too. And quit with the trauma flexing. It pisses off everyone and makes me uncomfortable, you dong.”
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne July 14, 2025
Get the Trauma flexingmug. Dude with a slim build who sees himself as more of a Scottiah adonis body god
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around
by Jonsnowknowsnowt July 27, 2016
Get the Captain Flexmug. An impulse on a whim. Like a copycat shooting. A Thrill Flex with all the News and Social media inspired violence based on young men, not legal adults yet, thinking they can get away with because everyone else is doing it. A Thrill Flex.
He took a gun from his guardian to rob a convenience store because on a Thrill Flex impulse because he felt empowered.
by SLAYING DRAGONS 🐉 June 5, 2022
Get the Thrill flexmug. This is a term to describe when someone has the ability to dress well all the time. They do not necessarily boast about it and sometimes may not realize it.
Archie: "Man Smiley, I got it bad dude. So bad I'm losin' sleep."
Smiley: "What's up, Archie?"
Archie: "My boss at work is so gorgeous that it's hard for me to concentrate. If I hear her voice, I get nervous."
Smiley: "Wow! Sounds like a good problem to have!"
Archie: "Even worse, she's got the fab fit flex and she don't even know it! She said people have knocked her clothes!"
Smiley: "Dang! That's terrible. Sound like she surrounds herself with suckers! Give her some props, brother!"
Smiley: "What's up, Archie?"
Archie: "My boss at work is so gorgeous that it's hard for me to concentrate. If I hear her voice, I get nervous."
Smiley: "Wow! Sounds like a good problem to have!"
Archie: "Even worse, she's got the fab fit flex and she don't even know it! She said people have knocked her clothes!"
Smiley: "Dang! That's terrible. Sound like she surrounds herself with suckers! Give her some props, brother!"
by von groovy June 23, 2024
Get the Fab Fit Flexmug.